Massachusetts: No remixing the national anthem

It is prohibited to change the “Star Spangled Banner” in Massachusetts, thanks to an excessively patriotic 1917 law. The statute reads that playing the national anthem as anything “other than as a whole and separate composition or number” or “as dance music, as an exit march or as a part of a medley of any kind,” comes with a fine of up to $100. Sorry, DJs!

Michigan: No seduction allowed

Sorry, singles. Michigan has a law on the books that states “any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars.” Luckily, this is one that’s never enforced, so swoon away!

Minnesota: No pig greasing

Winter in Minnesota can be long, but that’s no good reason to hold a greased pig contest in your parlor. Since 1971, it has been considered a misdemeanor in the state to operate, run or participate in any activity where a pig is oiled up and released with the object of being recaptured—and the same goes for “turkey scrambles.” Violation of this rule is considered a misdemeanor and may result in a small fine.

Mississippi: No limits on Big Gulp size

Mississippi believes in a person’s inalienable right to consume a Big Gulp. Following former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s contentious attempt to restrict the size of soft drinks sold throughout the city, Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant signed a law preventing his state’s lawmakers from enacting rules that limit portion sizes. Though this is a law, it isn’t enforceable, and patrons can only consume the sizes available at each establishment.

Missouri: Tarzans are not welcome

Prankish Tarzans, be warned: In University City, Missouri, it is illegal to “swing upon” another person’s motor vehicle and honk their horn for them.

Montana: No unauthorized “folfing”

Anyone who’s driven through Montana has inevitably wondered, “How far could I throw a Frisbee over the plains?” Those who seek answers should avoid Helena, where it is illegal to play “folf” (that’s “Frisbee golf”) anywhere not deemed a sanctioned “folf course.” Curiosity could cost you $500 or six months jail time.

Nebraska: No marriage if you have an STD

Technically, no person afflicted with a venereal disease is allowed to get married in Nebraska.

Nevada: Be selective with X-rays

Say what you will about the vice and commercialism of Las Vegas—at least they’re looking out for your feet. In Nevada, it is illegal to use an X-ray device to determine someone’s shoe size. Those who don’t comply may be looking at up to six months in jail and/or up to a $1,000 fine. You could use that money to hit the casino instead!

New Hampshire: No moonlight seaweed collecting

In New Hampshire, it is forbidden to collect seaweed from the beach at night, with the law stating: “If any person shall carry away or collect for the purpose of carrying away any seaweed or rockweed from the seashore below high-water mark, between daylight in the evening and daylight in the morning, he shall be guilty of a violation.” Yes, it’s unfair, but you should’ve thought about that before becoming a nocturnal sushi chef. Fortunately, it appears that breaking this rule won’t get you more than a warning.

New Jersey: No pumping your own gas

The Garden State has barred pumping your own gas since 1949 under the Retail Gasoline Dispensing Safety Act. To this day, it’s the only state in the U.S. that strictly prohibits non-gasoline operators from pumping gas. It may be considered one of the dumbest laws in America, but at least you can relax behind the wheel or pick up snacks while someone fuels up for you. And if you do manage to somehow handle the pump yourself, it’s the gas station that’ll be fined—not you.

SOURCE: READERSDIGEST.COM