There’s a really good, older country song called “Ladies Love Country Boys” by Trace Adkins. These are the lyrics:
“Ladies Love Country Boys”
She grew up in the city in a little subdivision Her daddy wore a tie, mama never fried a chicken Ballet, straight-As, most likely to succeed They bought her a car after graduation Sent her down South for some higher education Put her on the fast track to a law degree
Now shes coming home to visit Holding the hand of a wild-eyed boy With a farmers tan
Shes riding in the middle of his pickup truck Blaring Charlie Daniels, yelling, Turn it up! They raised her up a lady but theres one thing They couldnt avoid Ladies love country boys
You know mamas and daddies want better for their daughters Hope theyll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer And their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty
They never understand why their princess falls For some camouflage britches and a southern-boy-drawl
Or why shes riding in the middle of a pickup truck Blaring Hank Jr., yelling, Turn it up! They raised her up a lady but theres one thing They couldnt avoid Ladies love country boys
You can train em, you can try to teach em Right from wrong but its still gonna turn em on
And they go riding in the middle of a pickup truck Blaring Lynyrd Skynyrd, yelling, Turn it up! You can raise her up a lady but theres one thing You just cant avoid Ladies love country boys They love us country boys
Upon hearing this the other day, I realized instead of blindly accepting Mr Adkins’ lyrics, I would fact check them…it’s all the rage, right? Will country boys have the STATS? (STATS: Smile, Transportation, Attitude, Talent, and Sex Appeal.)
Let’s start with Smile…a city guy smiling…
versus a country boy smiling.
NO CONTEST! Am I right???
Let’s talk transportation…city guy transportation:
versus country boy transportation:
hmmmmm…little scooter versus a pick-up truck? Can two even ride those scooter things?
“A” is for attitude. Compare the attitude of a city guy…
with a country man’s attitude:
I don’t know about you, but i think the merman is creepy!
When it comes to talent, a lot of city guys are limited to destructive screaming and protesting…
but country boys have impressive, life affirming talents.
Which brings us to sex appeal. This is a typical city man…
Red foxes are gorgeous! In general, foxes live on every continent in the world, except Antartica and thrive in cities or rural settings. Foxes are members of the Canidae family, which means they’re related to wolves, jackals, and dogs. They’re medium-sized, weighing anywhere between 2 and 24 pounds, with pointy faces, lithe frames, and bushy tails.
Unlike their relatives, foxes are not pack animals. When raising their young, they live in small families—called a “leash of foxes” or a “skulk of foxes”—in underground burrows. Otherwise, they hunt and sleep alone. Fox pups are born blind and don’t open their eyes until 9 days after birth. During that time, they stay with the vixen (female) in the den while the dog (male) brings them food. They live with their parents until they’re 7 months old.
Even though they are related to dogs, foxes have a lot in common with cats. Like a cat, the fox is most active after the sun goes down. It has vertically oriented pupils so it can see in dim light, and it hunts by stalking and pouncing on its prey. The fox also has sensitive cat-like whiskers and spines on its tongue. It walks on its toes, which accounts for its elegant, feline-like tread. The gray fox even has semi-retractable claws, making it the only member of the dog family that climbs trees and it has been known to sleep in the branches—just like a cat.
The red fox also comes in many colors, including silver, black, orange, or a mix of all three. While color variations happen naturally, people have bred foxes for fur, leading to many different patterns. These include the marble fox, which is white with gray or black streaks; the cross fox, which is red with black patches; and the pink champagne fox, which has peachy-white fur and a pink nose.
Some foxes can run up to 42 mph, giving new meaning to the phrase “quick like a fox.” They’re also agile. They can jump three feet in the air and climb fences and over roofs. They also have impressive endurance: One Arctic fox walked 2,700 miles, from Norway to Canada, in three months. That’s over 30 miles a day!
Foxes can make about 40 (!) different sounds ranging from screams to barks and howls. Some calls are used during their mating season, some are used while protecting their territory, while others are just warnings.
Researchers have found that foxes are the first animals to use the earth’s magnetic fields to judge the distance and direction of their prey. They use this to their advantage when hunting for small animals located in high grass and deep snowy environments. They use the magnetic field to jump on their prey and successfully capture them. Their pouncing is also referred to as mousing by others.
In contrast, a silver fox is an entirely different animal…sigh
Getting older is not for sissies. This I know. As I’ve gotten older, my long-term memory has remained fairly accurate. (Full disclosure: I can’t remember my locker combination from high school, but to be honest, I forgot it a lot back then too.) But facts, dates, and people? Those I can remember.
My short-term memory, however is like intermittent rain—hit or miss. Certain words elude me –only to pop up in my mind during an entirely different conversation. And don’t get me started on why I go into another room…LOL
My experiment is going to be a simple one. I read an article online concerning tips to improve your memory and I intend to try those tips for a month. I will then report my findings…did they help? Or am I as lost as I ever was?
Here are the 12 memory tricks that are supposed to help me remember anything EASILY.
Do puzzles or play games that target your memory.
The study suggests apps (which I won’t use) or flash cards—even just trying to memorize a string of cards from a deck of cards.
Keep your brain active.
Just like your muscles weaken from physical inactivity, brain inactivity may lead to mental decline. It stands to reason that a more active brain is likely to be a healthier brain, and that having a healthy brain will benefit your short-term memory.
Eat a brain healthy diet.
The MIND diet (which is a hybrid of the DASH diet and Mediterranean diet) appears to slow down cognitive decline. It prioritizes leafy vegetables, berries, nuts, olive oil, occasional fish consumption, and reduced red meat consumption. Drink plenty of water as well. Dehydration negatively impacts the brain along with the rest of the body. (Reduced red meat? Not likely)
Exercise regularly.
In general, adults should aim for at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity aerobic exercise per week for overall health benefits. (I already do this.)
Get enough sleep.
Research indicates that high quality sleep helps to encode existing memories so that they “stick” much better. (I do this too.)
Focus on what you want to remember.
Scientifically speaking, short term memory only lasts around 15-30 seconds—after that, the information is either discarded or moved to long term memory. Therefore, focusing closely on a new piece of info for 15-30 seconds can keep it in your short-term memory and may help transfer it to your long-term memory.
Engage multiple senses.
When you meet someone new, listen carefully and look directly at them as they state their name. Repeat their name immediately afterward. Shake their hand and feel their grip. Even take notice of their perfume or cologne! The more sensory associations you build, the more firmly the memory is encoded.
Utilize mnemonic devices.
Try constructing colorful, even silly visualizations or verbalizations to help encode a group of things in your short-term memory.
Try “chunking” items into groups.
Chunking is related to mnemonics and is the principle behind using hyphens to break up 10-digit phone numbers in the U.S.—remembering individual groups of 3, 3, and 4 numbers is easier than recalling a single string of 10. It works even better when you can create associations within each “chunk” — for instance, maybe the “3015” section of a phone number contains the jersey numbers of two of your favorite athletes.
Lay out structured associations.
Create a bubble map. In other words, prioritize remembering the most vital information, but also focus on memorizing the structure that connects this vital info to the less important material you also want to remember.
Address existing health issues.
Some medications can affect short-term memory.
Reduce your memory demands.
In other words, write yourself notes. Again, I already do this.
So that’s the list of tips. I intend to try as many of these as I can over the next 4 weeks. Wish me luck!
Since it will soon be time to harvest veggies from the garden, I thought I’d share my 2 favorite zucchini dessert recipes. The first is zucchini bread—a moist, flavorful bread.
Zucchini Bread
3 eggs
2 cups sugar
1 cup oil
1 Tbsp vanilla
2 cups grated zucchini
2 cups flour
1 Tbsp cinnamon
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
Chopped nuts and/or raisins (optional: I use both)
Preheat oven to 350*. Grease and flour 2 8-inch loaf pans. Beat the eggs till frothy. Then add the sugar, oil and vanilla. Beat till thick and lemon colored. Stir in the zucchini. Mix all of the last ingredients (except the nuts or raisins) in a smaller bowl, then add to the egg mixture. Mix well. Stir in the nuts and raisins if desired. Divide into the 2 loaf pans. (I have also made this recipe using the mini loaf pans to share.) Bake for one hour. Enjoy!
Chocolate Zucchini Cake
2 cups flour
2 cups sugar
¾ cup cocoa
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
4 eggs
1 ½ cups oil
3 cups grated zucchini
¾ cup chopped walnuts
Preheat oven to 350*. Grease and flour a bundt or angel food pan. In a medium bowl, stir together the flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, salt and cinnamon. Add eggs and oil, and mix well. Fold in the zucchini and nuts. Pour into the prepared pan. Bake for 50-60 minutes. Cool completely before frosting with your favorite frosting. I like to dust with powdered sugar. Enjoy!
Dutch Schultz was born Arthur Flegenheimer in 1902, but he was already a career criminal by the age of twenty-five. Reported to have had 136 people killed in under ten years, he made millions illegally manufacturing and distributing bootleg liquor during Prohibition.
Dutch Schultz was a classic example of someone being at the right place at the right time. With Prohibition taking hold of the United States between 1920 and 1933, he got his foot on the ladder and never looked back.
Dutch Schulz was born Arthur Simon Flegenheimer in 1902. By the age of 25 he was already a career criminal. Reported to have had 136 people killed in under ten years, he made millions illegally manufacturing and distributing bootleg liquor during Prohibition. It is speculated that his gangster name could have come from the company he became associated with, Schultz Trucking. They transported booze down from Canada for thirsty customers.
From there, Schultz fell in with the formidable Joey Noe, who ran a speakeasy. They created a partnership that challenged the existing underworld authorities– the Mafia’s Five Families and the Irish Mob were their opponents. Schultz was undeterred and kept going, even after Prohibition had ended. A lottery scam was the next move to bolster his bulging finances. He also put the squeeze on restaurants – pay up or wind up on the menu.
With his bank balance coming under serious scrutiny, Schulz realized he would be indicted for income tax invasion. He immediately took steps to protect his money. He decided that he needed a nest egg to fall back on in case he was sent to prison, so he had his top lieutenants clean out his safety deposit boxes and gather together all of his cash from his available bank accounts.
At a hideaway in Connecticut, Dutch, “Lulu” Rosencrantz, and Marty Krompier packed everything up in a steel-plated strongbox. One night, Dutch and Lulu traveled to Phoenicia, New York, and buried everything near the trunk of a tree with an “X” carved into it. Dutch swore Lulu to secrecy.
Schultz then decided his only course of action was to whack prosecutor Thomas Dewey. He thinned out his competition but was eventually talked out of murdering Dewey. His ruthless behavior, however, spooked the crime syndicate, who finally shot Schultz at the Palace Chop House in Newark. On October 23, 1935, Schultz was gunned down by members of the crime syndicate. His bodyguard, “Lulu” Rosencrantz, also fell from shots by rival Mafia figures.
Before his death, Schultz made his confession about his treasure. And even though he swore Lulu to secrecy, Lulu couldn’t keep his mouth shut and told Krompier where the treasure was buried. At some point, he even drew Krompier a map to the treasure. But as fate would have it, Krompier also couldn’t keep his mouth shut and told several people about the treasure. Two henchmen eventually caught up with Marty at a barber shop in New York City, gunned him down and took the map. Krompier survived the attack, but he was never able to locate the treasure without the map.
The treasure is said to be a 2′ by 3′ waterproof container holding gold, diamonds, war bonds, and thousand-dollar bills. According to treasure seekers, a main area of interest is Stony Clove Creek in Phoenicia, NY. Why? Because apparently a picture of the creek was included in Schulz’s possessions passed down to relatives, and they are convinced a nondescript picture of “nothing in particular” along a creek HAS to have meaning.
Schultz’s own lawyer Dixie Davis, claimed to have seen the box in question, and there was the “dying declaration” of Schultz himself. Although reading through the rantings that were recorded by the police at the scene, I couldn’t discern anything remotely resembling a declaration of anything. I have read on line that treasure hunters meet annually in the Catskills to continue the search for the Dutch’s treasure.
Let’s say it’s the zombie apocalypse, and you’re looking a little rough around the edges and need to fix up a bit. (Or maybe it’s just the latest out of control inflationary affect on consumer goods that pushes you to find alternate ways to look good.) Dining on a Dime, a frugal living cookbook and household tips book I was given as a Christmas gift years ago to the rescue!
This book goes beyond your normal stretch your food budget topics. It includes a section called “Pretty for Pennies” that we’re going to explore today!
Let’s begin with essential oils, since a lot of the “recipes” call for them. These recipes include: lip balms, aromatherapy lotions and creams, and many other personal care products. (For unscented products, simply leave out essential oil.) The oils should be selected for the effect you wish to create.
Mix the ingredients and let stand for a week. Use ¼ cup per bath.
Herbal Foot Bath
Mix any of the following dried herbs and place in a small cheesecloth square and secure with a string. Fill a dishpan with warm water and add herbs. Essential oils can be added to the water instead if you wish.
Lavender
Rosemary
Sage
Leg Wax
1 cup sugar
2 Tbsp lemon juice
2 Tbsp water
Mix all ingredients in a small saucepan and boil 8-15 minutes (to approximately 250*). Then pour into a container and let it cool down. After cooling, keep refrigerated. When you’re ready to use, heat in the microwave till warm. BE CAREFUL TO TEST WITH YOUR HAND! Lightly powder the area you want to wax. Pull the skin taut and using a popsicle stick or tongue depressor spread the wax. Cover with cotton strips. Pull off quickly against the grain.
*Cotton t shirts torn into strips work well here and can be reused by rinsing well.
After Shave
½ cup rubbing alcohol
½ cup water
1 tsp cologne
Mix and store in an airtight container.
Toothpaste
1 tsp baking soda
2 drops peppermint oil
Mix in a small bowl and add drops of water to create a paste. Dip toothbrush in toothpaste.
Antiseptic Hand Cleaner
4 Tbsp liquid soap (Ivory)
20 drops of tea tree oil
Water
In a spray bottle, mix the soap and the tea tree oil. Then fill the bottle with water. Shake to mix.
Heat oils and beeswax just until melted. Add the rest of the ingredients. Mix well. Use a dropper to place in small jars.
So, after dancing your zombie butt off all night, you might need a heating pad:
Heating Pad
Dry rice
Herbs or essential oils
Tube sock
Mix the herbs or the oils into the dry rice and let sit for a day or two before filling the sock—so plan ahead! Fill the sock and either sew the top closed or knot it closed.
To use: Spray lightly with water. (This prevents the pad from burning, so be sure to spray before microwaving.) Place in microwave for 30 seconds to one minute. Use to soothe sore muscles.
A few days ago, we began to rewatch the series The Blacklist and I was once again reminded of the similarities of things happening now and movies/series of years past. The Blacklist premiered in 2013 and details the collaboration between the FBI and a known criminal to bring even worse criminals—those not even on the FBI’s radar – to justice.
The first season lays a lot of groundwork for the future, but 2 episodes are particularly notable. One is about a beloved woman receiving accolades for rescuing trafficked young girls and guys. Truth will out as they say and she turns out to be an immense trafficker herself. She hides in plain sight and mocks those around her for rewarding her.
The second episode that stood out was called The Kingmaker. It details how a man, called the kingmaker, ruined another man’s life. The man was running for political office in some overseas country. He was picked up at the airport, drugged and placed in a room with a known male prostitute who was, of course, dead on the floor. The set-up man had to abandon all efforts to become elected and focus on his defense. But it didn’t stop overseas. The Kingmaker came to America to fulfill an obligation made years ago. A young congress person yearned for a higher office and was being groomed by the Kingmaker (for a price, of course) for perhaps being president one day. In a series of manipulated events, which involve a senior member of congress murdered by an “intruder”, the younger man is suddenly thrust into the spotlight he seeks.
The scary part about both of these is how “out there” they might have seemed in 2013, they are entirely plausible today…almost prescient.
Which brings me to season 2, and the warrior gene. This episode is about a research scientist who thinks he has discovered a warrior gene which can be used to identify probable mass murderers. He uses his position in hospitals to determine at-risk patients and tests them to determine their usefulness. Once he determined they “have” the gene, he then manipulates them into committing mass murders—thereby “proving” his theory.
The people in the episode are manipulated using devious methods—not chemically induced—not any sort of triggered responses. It’s totally and subtly done with “anonymous” online chicanery. For example, one woman who works in a customer service job (iirc) gets fired…not because she is bad at her job—all her coworkers like her. No, it’s anonymous Yelp type messages left on her company’s website that prompted her dismissal. Then anonymous tips to child protective services that whenever she was at her boyfriend’s house with his children, the children were screaming and crying. (This lead to the boyfriend dumping her.) So, she lost a job she loved and a boyfriend she loved and then, without an income, the bank was going to foreclose on her home. This one doctor manipulated her situation so much with this anonymous crap that she snapped. She went into the bank and opened fire.
The episode also discusses the government’s “black budget”—money at the disposal of governmental agencies that is not revealed or accountable. We fund the very research to facilitate our demise.
Summer is the perfect time to hit the dollar stores and load up on pool noodles! They are not just for toddlers in pools any more! They have many uses outside the pool–so stock up and use them everywhere!
Crutches: Noodles can be used to soften the hand and arm pit guides. Simply cut to the proper length and then make a slit.
Kneeling Pad: Noodles can used to kneel on in the garden. Cut them in pieces to increase the usage from one noodle.
Fill a bucket with water: If your sink is too shallow for a proper bucket to fit in, use a noodle.
Create a floating drink bucket for a pool: You’ll need a plastic bin, a noodle and yarn. Cut 2 sections of the noodle in the length of the bin and 2 the width of the bin. Thread the yarn through the pieces and tie.
Hold your plants up!
Paintbrush holder: Cut pieces of the noodle to fit on one or more sides of a paint bucket.
Make a cake-pop stand.
Use a noodle to hang items in the garage. Cut one side flat and glue to the wall. Cut slits into the noodle to create the hanging openings.
Make a disposable squeegee. You’ll need something with a handle–like a rake.
Make your outdoor furniture more comfortable.
Make Halloween witch legs.
Create backyard fun! Bend the pool noodle into a racket shape, cover the noodle with a mesh bag (like fruit comes in) and duct tape the bottom. Use a water balloon to bat back and forth.
Create a camping bathroom. You’ll need a bucket, a noodle, and a plastic bag.
Over 80% of people feel more confident approaching an attractive person if that person has a dog with them.
A group of 400 trees in Poland’s Krzywy Las, or “Crooked Forest,” are mysteriously and identically bent. The J-shaped trunks remain a mystery to this day.
The word “queue” sounds the same even if the last four letters are removed. Before it meant “line,” a queue meant the tail of a beast in medieval pictures and designs.
A group of penguins in the water is called a “raft,” and a group of penguins on land is called a “waddle.”
Capitonyms are words which change their meaning if the first letter is capitalized. For example: Turkey (the country) and turkey (the bird).
The fear of running out of something to read is called “abibliophobia.”
Researchers from India recently discovered a new species of green pit vipers. They named the snake after Salazar Slytherin, one of the founders of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the Harry Potter universe.
When the first consistent phone service was established in 1878, Alexander Graham Bell suggested answering the phone with “ahoy.”
The closest relative to bears are seals.
Under Joseph Stalin’s regime, “Hamlet” was banned. The official reason: Hamlet’s indecisiveness and depression were incompatible with the new Soviet spirit of optimism, fortitude, and clarity.
Beekeepers in France noticed that their bees were producing honey in unusual shades of green and blue. After investigating, the beekeepers discovered that the bees had been eating remnants of M&M candy shells from a nearby factory.
In the late Middle Ages, books were so valuable that libraries would chain them to bookcases.
Hummingbirds can’t walk or hop. Their tiny legs are only used for perching and moving sideways while perched.
A woman who lost her wedding ring found it 16 years later on a carrot in her garden. She lost her wedding ring after accidentally throwing it out with the compost in 1995. In 2012, she found it around a carrot in her garden.
Smaller animals tend to perceive time as if it is passing in slow motion. Insects and small birds, for example, can see more information in one second than a larger animal such as an elephant.
Killing a dolphin in ancient Greece was considered sacrilegious and was punishable by death.
A group of goldfish is called a “troubling.”
A “glisk” is sunlight that is glimpsed through a break in the clouds, a fleeting glance at a glittering sight, a brief glow of warmth from a fire that’s burned low. It can also mean a sudden flash of hope in the heart.
Pet owners usually have better self-esteem, are more in shape, and are less lonely than those who do not own pets.
Though not commonly used, the day after tomorrow is called “overmorrow.”
The word “ferret” is from the Latin “fur,” meaning “little thief.” Indeed, one of the ferret’s favorite activities is stealing and hiding things.
A snail’s mouth is no larger than the head of a pin, but it can have over 25,000 teeth.
Leonardo Da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa” has her own mailbox at the Louvre because of all the love letters she receives.
The cartoon character Tweety was originally named Orson. He was also naked, far more aggressive, and saucy.
A group of lizards is called a “lounge.”
The name “coronavirus” is derived from the Latin word “corona,” meaning “crown” or “halo.” This refers to the appearance of a crown or a solar corona around the virus particles.
Tigers cannot purr. When they are happy or feel safe, they squint or close their eyes.
According to a Yale study, people who read books live on average 2 years longer than those who do not read at all.
Moonflowers unfurl in the evening and stay open until the sun rises. Several varieties of moonflower also give off a lemon fragrance when its flowers are open.
Octopus skin contains the same light-sensitive proteins as octopus eyes. This means its skin can “see” and respond to light without information from the eyes or brain.
Pangolins are the only known mammal with scales. When threatened by predators, pangolins roll up into a ball, protected by their armor-like coating of keratin scales.
To “snirtle” means to laugh with snorts.
The name “daisy” is thought to come from the Old English “daes eag.” “Daes eag” means “day’s eye,” after the way in which the delicate flower opens at dawn.
Termites chew through wood twice as quickly when they are exposed to rock music.
A grasshopper’s ears are found not on its head, but rather, on its belly.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.
The two highest IQ scores in recorded history belong to women.
An average cumulus (white, puffy) cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.
Studies show that bronze medalists are happier than silver medalists because they are happy just to get a medal at all.
The word “swan” is derived from the Indo-European root *swen, meaning “to sound, to sing.”
Kobe Bryant was the youngest player to start an NBA game, at just 18.5 years old.
Drivers of expensive cars are less likely to slow down for pedestrians. They are also more likely to feel a sense of superiority over fellow drivers and to break traffic regulations.
Giraffes give birth while standing up. Their babies must drop more than five feet (1.5 meters) to the ground as they’re born.
In Ankara, Turkey, sanitation workers created a public library out of books they found while collecting garbage. It contains over 6,000 books.
Research shows that most individuals spend 60% of their conversation time talking about themselves. This number jumps to 80% while conversing on social media.
In central Italy, there is a fountain that flows red wine 24-hours a day. It is free to everyone, except for “drunkards and louts.”
The word “robot” comes from a Czech word “robota,” which means “forced labor, compulsory service, drudgery.”
Due to Covid-19 lockdowns, deodorant sales declined, and ice cream sales soared.
The difference between jelly and jam is that jelly is made with fruit juice, and jam is made with mashed fruit.
Afghan poppy farmers have switched to solar power to run their irrigation systems. This has significantly increased the world’s supply of heroin.