Manly Kind of Woman

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This story describes a very brief interval which, TBH, I have a hard time recalling. I was hot, sweaty and dirty after hauling sawdust and decided to stop and get a cold beer at the local hangout in Haymarket, VA. In my ragged cut-off overalls, with a tube top underneath, and slip-on Duck boots, I slid onto a stool next to a friend, who had a young friend of his sitting next to him. Hmmmm…..well, one beer became two and…….at some point, the Cougar came to life and I began eying the young, 20-something WV boy named Billy (I was easily twice his age). Well, THIS looked interesting!!!!

One thing led to another, we hit it off and got together a few times for drinking, dancing and bedroom games. The final time I was with Billy was highly illuminating, to say the least. It was a cool night, with light rain – almost a mist – and he came to my house with a bottle of Rum and a 2 liter bottle of Coke. We chatted while we fixed some drinks and moved to the living room, seating outselves on the couch.

From the gitgo, something just seemed off. He sat down in the corner at one end, leaning away from me on the arm of the couch – like he was turned away from me intentionally. We discussed this and that until the conversation turned to dog training. Early on, he informed me that he knew more than I about the subject because he had raised Rottweilers. He insisted that he understood, with his dogs, that once the food was given to them, they were well within their rights to bite even him if he tried to remove it. Uh, no………..that was the beginning of an evening of Billy arguing with EVERYTHING I said!!!!

Fairly early on, I recognized that this was not going to be a long-term relationship and I determined to get what I could out of the evening (some entertaining escapades in the bedroom) and mark it off as the end of that experiment. So I suggested we take a romantic stroll outside, in the rain.

I also decided he needed to meet my wolf-shepherd cross – the one to whom I could give a raw steak bone and easily remove it from her mouth 2 minutes later, with nary a growl. Spirit understood quite clearly that I was the Alpha – not her – she answered to me. The arguing continued…..seriously, it was beyond tiresome!

I finally decided enough chit-chat – let’s do the deed and get this nightmare over with – I was still determined to at least get a good POA out of the deal. We moved into the house and into my bedroom to my California King size waterbed. Ever had sex on a waterbed? Most people don’t have them full enough – mine was filled to the brim and was like a firm regular mattress with minimal sloshing and waves. It had a book-case headboard with a mirror in the center – an added accoutrement that did, indeed, enhance the experience, I must say!

GoTee on my waterbed

Billy stayed on the side by the door and began disrobing, as I walked to my side and did the same. Naked, I turned towards him and saw him getting into bed still wearing his t-shirt. Nope! That was NOT going to work!!!! So I scooted over next to him and helped him take off his t-shirt, then lay full up against him and began…..um….playing. Touching, kissing…..you know the drill! Expecting a reaction…….nada – none – he might have been dead for all the movement I got out of him!!! Hmmmm…..WTH is going on here????

So I laid on top of him and began moving down his body……..kissing…….caressing…… licking…….still….no reaction whatsoever. Well, dang – did he go to sleep or what??!!?? So….I nipped him on his belly……HOLY CRAP!!! He jumped 2 feet as if I had plugged him in!!! “DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!! I don’t EVER want to feel your teeth on me again!!!!” OK, now I’m really confused!!!!

What in the hell did he want???? I laid back down on my side of the bed, trying to figure out whether this was even worth it!!!! He said to me, “What the hell are you doing?” and I replied, “Trying to figure out what the hell you want!!!!” “I want you to finish what you started!!!!!” Yeah, ok, that is NOT going to work with ME!!!! Me being me, I proceeded to berate him for his attitude, explaining explicitly that I was NOT his slave and he had to actively participate on an equal basis. Oh, my! That was way too much for poor Billy! He jumped out of bed, grabbed his clothes and spouted, “I’m getting out of here!!! You’re too manly for me!!!!”

Well, of course, I erupted in raucous laughter, rolling out of bed onto the floor! He forgot his undies, literally ran out of the bedroom, grabbed his bottle of rum, leaving his jacket, and hit the door, never pausing stride! He flew up the driveway, spitting gravel every step of the way!!!!

Gee, did I have fun recounting THAT at the local hang out, where poor Billy never showed his face again!!!!! Ok, everyone – come on – let’s hear about some of YOUR romantic encounters!!!! Show and tell time – fair is fair, after all!!!!

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Army veteran (1976-1979), retired with entirely too much time on my hands

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  2. Sen Leahy broke his hip…needs surgery. dems will miss his vote…

    Sen. Leahy has broken his hip https://t.co/971Ci7bcjr

    — MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) June 30, 2022

    82-year-old Patrick Leahy needs hip surgery after falling in his Virginia home. Unclear how long he’ll be out in the 50-50 Senate. Senators are on recess next week as well. His office notes he was “born blind in one eye” and “has had a lifelong struggle” with depth perception pic.twitter.com/9JhgypezIi

    — Manu Raju (@mkraju) June 30, 2022

    https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/senator-pat-leahy-breaks-his-hip/

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  3. more newsome buying spree…food stamps for illegals
    entire article
    This week, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) announced a budget deal with Democrat state legislators that includes providing food stamps, paid for by California’s taxpayers, to illegal aliens 55 and older — the first initiative of its kind in the United States.

    An executive with the group Nourish California told the Fresno Bee that the policy is historic for the state, saying, “California is once again making history by removing xenophobic exclusions to our state’s safety net.”

    Expansion of the state’s CalFresh food stamps program will cost California’s taxpayers more than $35 million and about 75,000 illegal aliens are expected to enroll every year.

    The move comes as Newsom’s budget deal will also ensure that California is the first state in the nation to provide taxpayer-funded health insurance to all of its 3.3 million illegal aliens.

    Offering taxpayer-funded health insurance to its entire illegal alien population, the largest in the nation, is expected to cost California’s taxpayers about $2.4 billion annually. The plan is scheduled to begin in 2024.

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/06/29/california-makes-history-first-state-in-u-s-giving-food-stamps-to-illegal-aliens/

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  4. from tcth

    WeThePeople2016
    WeThePeople2016
    June 30, 2022 1:06 pm

    Kyle Sent US
    @KyleSentUS
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    SCOTUS was holding a bunce of 2A cases. Kicked them all back today, saying go look at our ruling.

    National Association for Gun Rights
    @NatlGunRights

    BREAKING: SCOTUS overturns mag bans, assault weapons ban, and carry ban,” Go back and redo in light of what we said in Bruen.” This means: The 9th Circuit now has to apply text, history, and tradition to those anti-gun laws.
    Last edited 54 seconds ago by WeThePeople2016

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  9. Aw, shoot – some sad news…..

    “numbersgirl1620
    June 30, 2022 at 2:33 pm

    I wanted to give you all an update. Thanks to everyone here who helped me and prayed for my brother and me. Sadly, he passed away from all the complications of his condition. I can never thank you enough for all the help and prayers. When I look back over the last several weeks, I know the only way I kept going was because I was being lifted in prayer. I will be forever grateful. God bless you and keep you safe.”

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    1. EXCERPT: “Some have already asked us what is next for Zelenko Labs. Though we have lost a leader, a friend, and inspiration, the answer is simple: Keep Fighting.

      This is not only what Dr. Zelenko would want, it is what he told us to do. And it is exactly what we will do. We will fight for his legacy. We will fight for the company that sustains his eight children and dozens of employees, and we will fight for you, our loyal customers and friends. Zelenko Labs will continue to deliver high-quality products and we will protect Dr. Zelenko’s legacy with the creation of the Z-Freedom Foundation, which will support the causes that matter most to our beloved Zev.

      Though Zev’s chapters in the Book of Life have closed, his legacy is yet to be written. Join us and help write those next powerful and impactful chapters by helping us keep Zev’s main mission of helping every single American live a healthier, happier, and more informed life, front and center.

      Help us keep that honorable vision a vibrant one in our hearts and woven into the very fabric of this great nation.

      We look forward to standing shoulder to shoulder with you in the coming days, months and years ahead.”

      https://americasfrontlinenews.com/post/dr-vladimir-zev-zelenko-passes-away

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    1. wow!
      do you generally like the hot sun?
      I am not a fan of heat or being in the sun too long.
      my sister in law is 67 i think (her age is a big secret cuz she’s a lot older than my brother–he has a mom complex..LOL) anyway…she has her own tanning bed and they have a pool…and she’s out in her backyard laying in the sun all the time…
      she looks like a baked potato…

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      1. I spent a few years worth of time “laying out” to get a tan but for the most part, it all depended on my activity – hauling hay or sawdust is hot work! If I could do it in the shade, I took the opportunity. I can’t see beating myself up out there in that sun.
        My Dad built the in-ground pool a year or so before I got married and left, and Mom and I spent a lot of time laying by the pool slathering on the Baby Oil with iodine! People used to chide me frequently thru the years about taking care of my skin or I’d look like a wrinkled old crone. I didn’t listen and I look like a wrinkled old crone – ask me if I care!!! ROFL – nope!

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  15. EXCERPT: “According to the State of Colorado — and The Associated Press and the New York Times! — the official results for the GOP primary race for Secretary of State have Pam Anderson winning with 43% of the total vote, and Tina Peters second with 28% — but the real story was that Australian businessman Mike O’Donnell had picked up 28% himself, and might actually beat Tina Peters too.

    I wanted to know more about Mike O’Donnell because I had never heard of Mike O’Donnell.

    In the most high-profile race in America for the office of Secretary of State, a candidate who had become a national political figure, who had the highest name recognition, who outraised both of her opponents by 3 to 1, who spoke at rallies with President Trump, who was the obvious frontrunner — that person didn’t just lose, but she tied with a guy who had none of those things in a GOP primary.

    I didn’t even know that Mike O’Donnell was running in the race until I saw the race results. How did an unknown candidate like Mike O’Donnell manage to garner as many votes as a national political figure like Tina Peters?

    This question, ladies and gentlemen, is what leads you down the rabbit hole of America’s bogus election system. I went looking, in other words, for Mike O’Donnell’s 170,000 supporters in Colorado. I didn’t find them on Facebook — only 193 people were following his campaign page.

    Mike O’Donnell’s 170,000 supporters were not hiding on Twitter either — just 560 of them were following his campaign at all. The day before the election, his last tweet managed to get 4 “likes.” That’s the most interaction that his campaign Twitter account got — ever. Mike O’Donnell sent out 1,306 tweets on his account and the vast majority of them got: 0 Likes — and 0 Retweets — and 0 Comments. There was no interaction on his Twitter account because nobody was voting for Mike O’Donnell.

    How about fundraising? According to Colorado Public Radio News, Mike O’Donnell had managed to raise $4,700 for his campaign three weeks before the primary. And yet on election day, Mike O’Donnell got nearly a third of the total vote and over 600,000 people voted in that race. More than 170,000 Colorado voters suddenly appear out of nowhere for Mike O’Donnell.

    So many people suddenly appear for Mike O’Donnell that he actually wins 17 counties in Colorado.”

    https://emeralddb3.substack.com/p/something-stinks-in-colorado

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  16. EXCERPT: “Thanks to the overturning of Roe v. Wade, young women are confronting some basic truths about men and women that feminism has denied for the last half-century.

    Like other left-wing movements, feminism is based on a denial of reality (or, if you prefer, on lies). The best-known example is the feminist insistence that, except for physical differences, men and women are basically the same. This includes the central feminist belief about men’s and women’s sexual natures. For half a century, women have been told that their sexual nature is no different from male sexual nature—just as men can enjoy sex with no commitment and even anonymous sex, so can women. Women, feminism insisted, have been socialized into believing such sex does not accord with their nature.

    Who’d have predicted that a Supreme Court decision would force young women to confront sexual reality? But it seems that the decision to overturn Roe v. Wade has done just that.

    For example, some women have called for a sex strike against men. According to the New York Post, “Calls for a nationwide sex strike were also gathering momentum on social media and, at one point, ‘abstinence’ was trending on Twitter with more than 26,900 tweets as of Saturday afternoon.”

    Some tweets: ““Women of America: Take the pledge. Because SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade, we cannot take the risk of an unintended pregnancy, therefore, we will not have sex with any man—including our husbands—unless we are trying to become pregnant.”

    “Perhaps a #sexstrike (also known as #abstinence) would help the men folk to be all in on this #womensrights issue.”

    Likewise, some young women have called for an end to hookups (casual sexual encounters). In the view of some young women, abortion being banned in some states will lead to the end of the hookup culture.
    ——————-
    The whole issue is saturated with irony. With regard to men and women, most of what feminism fought for has hurt women and benefited men.

    Brainwashing women into believing that their sexual nature is no different from men’s only benefited men. The hookup culture only benefited men. And men have benefited from abortion becoming a form of birth control. Abortion on demand meant that men impregnating women to whom they were not married came with no consequences. Abortion meant that men didn’t have to marry the woman they impregnated. Abortion meant that men didn’t have to raise the child they conceived. And abortion meant that men didn’t have to pay child support.

    Turns out that abortion is many men’s best friend.”

    https://amgreatness.com/2022/06/28/dobbs-may-force-young-women-to-confront-sexual-reality/

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  17. Texas Sheriff takes 4 illegals being smuggled into America back to the border…
    FTA
    “Well they had declined any type of medical help,” Coe told The Epoch Times. “So I can’t let them walk the streets. I can’t say, ‘Hey, go, be free.’ Because I still have to protect the Constitution and protect the people in the county.”

    Coe said he loaded the three males and one female into his truck and drove to Eagle Pass, about an hour away, and dropped them off at the port of entry between the United States and Mexico.

    In response to a question by The Epoch Times about the sheriff’s move, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said the sheriffs in Texas play a “vital role” up and down the border.

    https://www.theepochtimes.com/texas-sheriff-drives-4-illegal-aliens-to-international-bridge-deports-them_4567764.html?utm_source=partner&utm_campaign=TheLibertyDaily

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  19. Well, Pat – no cantaloupe this year! Those dadgum bunnies ate all 5 plants!!!! There looks like what might be a couple of volunteer cukes coming up from last year but, other than that, I’ll be growing nothing in the east bed. Except weeds I’ll have to pull…..sigh….

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    1. OH THAT’S TERRIBLE!!!
      the apple trees and oak trees are leafing again at the very tip top of the branches…so maybe they won’t die but no apples this year…
      the deer always manage to get inside the grape fencing and eat the leaves and the grapes get eaten by the raccoons…
      sigh…so i feel your pain Filly…I really do!

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