250 thoughts on “The Journey Begins”

    1. when my mil passed it was just awful trying to clean out here things–we lived 4 hours away–so I know what you’re going thru…
      and some stuff was great stuff–but we didn’t want or need it. we ended up inviting the families to come and take what they wanted, then donated everything else to the wounded warrior program and the salvation army…

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              1. Ok off to walk – going to add this site and visit later… Take care and have a good day…. And I am sorry you are not on the other side …..I have an idea what happened but……

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  7. I’m just gonna leave this here…
    forgiveness is wonderful and a blessing and who hasn’t needed it at one time or another in their life?
    But when there’s an ongoing tension–when it becomes apparent that you are an irritant to another person–when you recognize warning shots being shot across your bow time and time again, perhaps separation is the not only the best solution, it’s the only one.

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      1. it’s not your fault–i just really don’t want to keep annoying someone(s) I really liked…and I’m the kind of person who’s just gotta be me…and Cowboy needs support not drama…
        ❤ ❤ ❤

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  15. I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

    I knew it would come back to haunt me.

    I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn’t in.

    Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules…

    I’m not saying my wife is ugly…

    but on Halloween she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.

    A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”

    I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”

    He said, “A werewolf.”

    I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”

    He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”

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  16. A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can’t stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, “I have a question I need to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

    The nun replies, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

    The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, “Well it’s like this; I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.”

    The nun replies, “Ok well, let’s see what we can do about that, shall we. There are two conditions though – firstly you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic.”

    The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, yes! I am single and I’m Catholic too!”

    The nun then says, “Ok then, pull into the next alley.”

    The cab driver does so and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry.

    The nun sees this and asks him, “My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?”

    The cab driver says, “You must forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you – I must confess that I’m married and I’m also Jewish.”

    The nun laughs and says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”

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  17. Me and my girlfriend were going to a Halloween party last year and my girlfriend came down the stairs wearing nothing but boots.

    I asked her “What are you suppose to be?”

    She said, “Puss in boots.”

    So I went into the kitchen and put a potato on my penis. When I came back out, she asked me, “What are you suppose to be?”

    I said, “If you can be puss in boots, then I can be a dictator…”

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  18. What’s the best way to get rid of a demon?

    Exorcise a lot.

    What’s a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?

    Vein-illa.

    What kind of music do mummies listen to?

    Wrap.

    What kind of monster can you put in your washing machine?

    A wash and wear-wolf.

    Where does Dracula keep his savings?

    At the blood bank.

    What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

    He got ticks.

    What do you give to a pumpkin that’s trying to stop smoking?

    A pumpkin patch.

    What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

    A neck-tarine.

    What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?

    He got repossessed.

    What’s a monster’s favorite play?

    Romeo and Ghoul-iet.

    What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by it’s diameter?

    Pumpkin Pi.

    Where does Dracula eat his lunch?

    At the casket-eria.

    What do demons have for breakfast?

    Devilled eggs.

    What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

    A sour puss.

    How do monsters know what the future holds for them?

    They read their horror-scopes.

    What do you call a haunted chicken?

    A poultry-geist.

    What do you call a fat Jack-o-lantern?

    A plumpkin.

    Where do mummies go for a swim?

    In the Dead Sea.

    What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

    A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

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  19. What kind of jewellry do witches wear?

    Charm bracelets.

    What does an Australian witch ride on?

    A broom-erang.

    What do you call two witches who live together?

    Broom mates.

    What happened to the witch who was naughty at school?

    She was ex-spelled.

    What do witches put on their hair?

    Scare spray.

    How do witches get good bargains?

    They hag-gle.

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  20. What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
    Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
    Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
    What do you call a cheesy halloween dance? The muenster mash!
    Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
    Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
    For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
    This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
    “Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
    I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
    When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
    What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
    What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood

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    1. Surfing here and agree with this post above me- and of course sending you hugs from the bugs !!! much love smooches ……….Not on as much but read at least once a day- between work and trying to get this house done.

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  42. lol

    What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? — He puts on his sheet belt.
    Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? — They couldn’t find their bats.
    What do monsters turn on in the summer time? — The scare conditioner.
    Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.
    Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
    What is a scarecrows favorite fruit? — STRAW-berries.
    What is the best way to speak to a monster? — From a long distance away!
    Where do baby ghosts go during the day? — Day-scare centers.
    What do birds say on Halloween? — Twick o Tweet.
    What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? — Spelling.
    What kind of roads do ghosts haunt? — Dead ends.
    How do you make a witch itch? — Take away the W
    Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? — Because he had no BODY to go with.
    What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
    Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits.
    What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn? — That costume is a-MAZE-ing.
    What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
    Why do witches wear name tags? — So they will know which witch is which.
    Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? — He was already stuffed.
    What kind of monster loves to disco? — The boogieman.
    Why do people like vampires so much? — Because they are FANGtastic.
    What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle? — A Brrrrrr – oomstick.
    How do you make a skeleton laugh? — Tickle its funny bone.

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    1. oh goodness pat i am laughing so hard and i agree pumpkin spice deodorant -ewwww !! and by the way I learned a lesson today how to piss off taller half in one move — dump the paint he is using !! LOL true

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  44. hello dear hope everything is going well for you… doing well here did you see I made a picture next to my name … I am proud of myself LOL.

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      1. Pat hope everything is okay! I haven’t seen you at Wolfies last few days. Hope everything is okay with you and your hubby. Love you! 😘💖

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          1. No, that is smart! I don’t blame you. I am glad you’re ok.
            Hope all goes well at your hubby’s appt. Next week. Praying for you both!
            😘💖 hugs

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      1. I agree totally but am glad you’re back and safe……. let me know how hubby appt goes tomorrow… praying for him and you of course. Am glad your back so I can see some good meme’s and laugh Hugs from the bugs -smooches

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  46. hubby has moderate COPD which they feel he can manage with a daily inhaler and a rescue inhaler as needed. He has some indications of emphysema but the only thing he could do to help that is quit smoking which he already as done. so he starts his new program tomorrow, so we’ll see…

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    1. Pat I am glad to hear that he can manage it with medication. I will continue to pray for both of you! God Bless you! 😘💖 HUGGLES. Love you sweetie!

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      1. thank you, I appreciate it!
        the pulmonary specialist doesn’t believe his shortness of breath is ONLY caused by the previous smoking issue tho–she said it’s moderate and probably he’s had it for years so it didn’t cause the significant change hes experiencing now. she believes it’s in conjunction with the pacemaker issue…not what he wanted to hear…so he may need to have it rewired as the cardiologist discussed. he goes in december to see them both for follow ups and they will decide then. but for now they are hoping this will help him breathe easier. thanks llama! how did your appointment go? all good??????

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            1. He was having a pretty good day yesterday. I read comments last night. I haven’t been there today. Not to make you feel bad, honest, but I know that the first week you were gone he said that he missed you.
              Without saying too much, I just feel that things are kind of weird there lately. Maybe it’s just me.
              I comment sometimes but not as often.

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              1. i do miss everyone!
                I continue to pray for him and everyone on the prayer wall…
                and thank you for the news and I truly do not want to put you in an awkward position, but thank you. I do skim the comments there for any post by Patrick, then I leave …just making sure he’s still there I guess.

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              2. You didn’t make me feel awkward. You are a very good person! 💖😘 HUGGLES!
                I miss your humor !
                Love you sweetie! 💖

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        2. Mayflys for some reason I can only like if I use reader. Same on Wolfies and Marica. I don’t know why! Reader is kind of a pain too!
          Hope all is well with you! 😘💖

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  48. sending you love and hugs from the bug!! I watched glen beck tonight – on utube Ukraine the democrats Russia it is worth the 2 hour omg i understand so much more now– Glen is not nuts on this one – well I miss you terribly- send me some meme’s this weekend if you can — love you and them ———– hugs xoxoxo

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  49. Sending ;you love and smooches – miss you bunches – honest life not quite the same right now – so coming here to say hello send you lots of love from the bug

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        1. anytime you wanna talk…I’m here!
          I hear you on the house—my mother-in-law smoked–a lot–so we had to repaint, and scrub every inch of her house to get rid of the smell…and everything she owned had a yellowness to it. I brought her depression glass home here to clean and research–we thought it was “marigold” colored till i washed it…lol…it was clear

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  50. Pat is your dear hubby doing okay with the new medication? I hope that it is helping him.
    💖😘 smooches and hugs to you! Love you sweetie!

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    1. he breathes a little better…but the pulmonologist thinks he’s had COPD for a few years. so this relatively new shortness of breath is probably due to the pacemaker issue and he will have to have it replaced. he is not happy about that…but we go see the cardiologist in dec

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      1. Awww! I continue praying for both of you!

        Miss you sweetie! 😘💖
        I hope that it is okay to comment to you on your blog! Please let me know if you would rather if I didn’t. Just want to say hello once in awhile and see how you’re doing.

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          1. Oh good!!! I just wanted to make sure!

            You take care and give your hubby an extra hug from mama and papa llama! Papa asks about both of you and is praying too!
            I will let you know if anything changes over at the other place.
            💖💖💖💖💖

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            1. thanks to you both!!! I appreciate the prayers!!

              finished the Dorothy costume this morning…so I will be working on the llama finally…
              a woman who buys our stuff asked me if I could do a chicken or a rooster or a turkey…lol…I said I’d try but not before Christmas…

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              1. Lol!
                The items you showed us are adorable! I loved the Frankenstein monster and his bride! You do great work! Good luck with the llama! 💖

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              3. Awww, that’s funny! I think maybe I could even make oven mitts! I wouldn’t bet on it though. Lol!
                💖😘 smooches.
                I look forward to seeing the pictures! Take care.

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