What Shall We Bake Today?

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In honor of the day, I present an April Fool’s Cake.  (I didn’t even know this existed…lol)

Ingredients

1 jar (14 ounces) pizza sauce

1/2 pound bulk Italian sausage, cooked and crumbled

1 package (8 ounces) sliced pepperoni

3 cups biscuit/baking mix

3/4 cup whole milk

2 large eggs

2 tablespoons butter, melted

1 teaspoon garlic salt

5 to 6 slices mozzarella cheese

Directions

Preheat oven to 375°. In a bowl, combine the pizza sauce, sausage and pepperoni; set aside. In another bowl, combine the biscuit mix, milk, eggs, butter and garlic salt. Spread half of the batter on the bottom and up the sides of a greased 10-in. fluted tube pan. Spoon meat mixture over batter; cover with remaining batter.

Bake for 35-40 minutes or until browned and a toothpick comes out clean. Invert onto a baking sheet. Arrange cheese over cake. Return to the oven for 5 minutes or until cheese is melted. Using two large metal spatulas, transfer cake to a serving platter; serve immediately.

And, of course, the man of the hour…America’s Fool

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113 thoughts on “What Shall We Bake Today?”

    1. Morning, Pat! No snow but plenty of rain and thunder during the night; 37 this morning, still cloudy but not raining at the moment.

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  4. fund raising…
    FTA
    Trump took aim Tuesday on his Truth Social, writing, “Judge Juan Merchan, a very distinguished looking man, is nevertheless a true and certified Trump Hater who suffers from a very serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. In other words, he hates me!

    “His daughter is a senior executive at a Super Liberal Democrat firm that works for Adam ‘Shifty’ Schiff, the Democrat National Committee, Senate Majority PAC, and even Crooked Joe Biden,” added Trump, who also referenced an image of himself behind bars that was posted to the daughter’s one-time personal X account.

    https://nypost.com/2024/03/30/us-news/dem-clients-of-daughter-of-judge-in-trump-trial-raised-90m-off-case/

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  5. photo in tweet –looks like the same handwriting on all the signs

    Amaryllis Fox

    @amaryllisfox

    Caught red-handed, the DNC, via Moveon, changed the job listing posted at below URL to something appropriately saintly. Luckily we took a screenshot of how it looked yesterday. For anyone not following along, “earned media bird-dogging” is DNC speak for harassment and dirty tricks. The funny thing is that they changed the content but couldn’t change the URL, which still reads “senior-political-organizer-for-countering-third-party-presidential-spoiler-threats” — a role utterly unrelated to their new pure-of-heart ad to “build political power for those who have been historically marginalized.” Maybe if they’d actually prioritized that mission to begin with, they wouldn’t be worried about their voters desperately seeking an alternative to their corruption and lies.

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  6. so i triggered my liberal family member over the weekend. 

    the discussion was the bridge collapse–I did NOT bring it up, someone else had.

    I merely said–wanna hear a weird coincidence? and i said that mcconnell’s sister in law–last name’s Chao who was driving the tesla that went into the pond and drowned? well she was the ceo of the cargo ship company. 

    family member says…here we go again with conspiracy theories. i said i merely stated a weird fact. which part do you dispute as facts? i can show you plenty of articles stating these FACTS. she said i don’t read cnn or fox news. I said good–neither do i.

    i said i am not linking anything to anything–just merely saying it’s a weird coincidence. so i was called a conspiracy theorist and in return i called that family member TRIGGERED.

    LOL

    families…sigh

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  8. interesting….

    Texas midget
    April 1, 2024 9:43 am

    A few weeks ago, we were reading about Nancy Mace’s aids all quitting because she created a hostile work environment. It was presented as a terrible situation.

    Now John Fetterman’s aids are leaving and all we can find is he said he was not progressive.
    Fetterman must be able to do some of his own thinking now and they have lost control of him.

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  9. Filly…they were discussing people they miss because Monday’s are wheatie days…thought you’d like to see this

    kalbokalbs

    kalbokalbs(@kalbokalbs)

    Online

    Wolf

    Reply to  PAVACA

    April 1, 2024 09:47

    PHC… Filly, thankfully she is on another site. Marica, the same. Butterfly busy. FG&C keeping his AC safe. Michael family, works, school… So many more. Our conspiracy gal. I really like the stuff she comes up with. Agree or not, thought provoking. I’ll quit for now.

    Grateful for everyone that shows, daily or simply when they have time and the inclination.

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  13. https://www.wnd.com/2024/03/container-ship-hit-baltimore-bridge-potentially-atop-high-pressure-underwater-gas-line/

    EXCERPT: “The federal government authorized $60 million for salvage efforts for the 1.6-mile-long Francis Scott Key Bridge at the Port of Baltimore, which collapsed on Tuesday after being struck by a large container ship. A massive CIA-linked floating crane has arrived in Baltimore, Maryland, along with other cranes, and it will soon begin clearing the mangled bridge from the shipping channel, which has paralyzed the entire port.

    The salvage operation may not begin as seamlessly as government officials hoped. As Captain John Konrad, CEO of gCaptain, a website specializing in tracking the shipping industry, states, the 984-foot Singapore-flagged container ship Dali is apparently “sitting atop a high-pressure underwater gas line.”

    “Sources at ICS reports ship salvage effort will likely be delayed while line is surveyed and additional risk can be assessed,” Konrad wrote on social media platform X. — ZeroHedge

    Our Take: “In last Thursday’s Badlands News Brief, we discussed the sheening on the water near the Dali crash site, and Grace Ocean’s immediate contention that there was no pollution as a result of the marine disaster.

    Now we’re learning that the Singapore-flagged container ship may have damaged its hull to such an extent that moving the ship is a challenge. As a reminder, the ship is carrying 1.8M gallons of fuel. We are also learning that the ship may be sitting atop a gas line, raising multiple questions:

    Does the damage to the hull impact the fuel storage? Was the gas pipeline under the bridge damaged? Will moving the ship create ‘spill conditions’?

    This disaster may not be over yet.” — Ashe in America

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          1. I never was and I still only wear them now for utilitarian purposes….or to cover up my hair that is sticking out here or there. That happens when I first get it cut since I always have it cut really short, and with absolutely NO curl whatsoever, it kind of sticks out, which I hate. Smooth, clean and neat is my mantra.

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              1. I’ve got several winter caps, some were mine, some were my a-Mom’s, but there are only 2 that I use in the winter, one lighter felt-type of material and one knit hat. And I’m usually wearing my black/red Husker’s hoodie.

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  16. She was sooo funny….learning to walk, I guess she thought if she held onto her ear, that would help and always the tongue when she was concentrating….

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  17. She adored Bob…they each had an Angel’s Kiss in the same spot….since I had dated Bob before my hubby, we both got a little shock when he exposed his white spot in the exact same place – I had to assure hubby that yes, she WAS his child! ROFL

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      1. Bob was about as fine a man as you can get – spent a couple of years as a Guard at The Tomb; he also had a dream one night and told me it showed NE being on the west coast….I have no idea whatever happened to him….he was one of her baptismal sponsors.

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        1. Man, did we ever get him thoroughly messed up at the ETS party we threw for him! That was an experience, especially when a guy I dated briefly showed up out of the blue – he worked for the Army’s CID and was as straight-arrow as they came. We had bongs going in every fricking room, stereo blasting, with a keg in the dining room. I was sitting in a rocker a good distance from the door so it was impossible to get to the door to stop him. As he came by my chair, he said hi – I looked up and said, “Are we going to have a problem here?” He winked and said “No worries!” Phew! Had me sweating for a minute there….ROFL – ah, the crazy days of my youth!!!

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      2. I had her on a Wednesday early a.m. and we came home on Friday. Bob was the first personal friend to visit on Saturday and he was holding her on his lap, then tipped his head to look at the side of her head, and asked if that was a white spot. When I said yes, that she was kissed by an Angel so we called it her “Angel’s Kiss,” he lifted his hair over the same spot on his head and exposed his white spot – EXACTLY in the same place!!! It was kind of startling, tbh.

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          1. Well, we were both personal friends with Bob even before I started dating Chris and he was aware that I had dated Bob from the gitgo, so…..

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  20. mass psychosis

    mass psychosis

    April 1, 2024 1:07 pm

    Tennessee legislators have passed a bill to require any food that contains a vaccine or vaccine material to be classified as a drug and labeled as such. 

    The measure now heads to Gov. Bill Lee’s desk.

    Like

    1. in response to this tweet

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      1. Past-tense, my dear….past-tense! LOL – not any more! And that changed when the hormones stopped! For which, TBH, I was grateful!

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      1. 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆 – yeah! Finally!!! It has been FAR too long, my dear! I kinda thought that one might get ‘ya! ROFLMAO

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  30. Oh, FFS!!! Just saw a commercial for a laxative with a young woman talking about she gets “poop shy!” WTF???

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  31. “4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings”

    U.S. · Apr 1, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

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    PALM BEACH, FL — Mar-a-Lago is now worth upwards of $500 million after former President Donald Trump announced he had hung up three paintings by renowned artist Hunter Biden.

    Trump held a special unveiling party for supporters at Mar-a-Lago’s Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom. The three paintings shown were “Some Colors,” “Paint On Canvas,” and “Look, A Bird.”

    “They tell me I overvalued this place but, if anything, I undervalued it,” Trump told supporters. “But now they can’t argue with me because I’ve got Hunter here. Everyone says ‘Where’s Hunter? Where is he?’ Well, he’s here, folks. We’ve got Hunter Biden here at Mar-a-Lago and it’s a beautiful thing.”

    “They’re absolutely fantastic paintings, let me tell you. Definitely not a bunch of random colors thrown on a canvas to launder money.”

    After the unveiling, the former president toured the property with a real estate appraiser. Sources confirm the tour was cut short when he became entranced by one of the Hunter Biden paintings.

    “Beautiful,” Trump reportedly whispered. “So majestic.”

    At publishing time, Donald Trump was sued for undervaluing the Mar-a-Lago estate.

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  32. “Democrats Issue Nationwide Fetterman Recall”

    POLITICS · Mar 29, 2024 · BabylonBee.com 

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    U.S. — Despite holding a narrow lead in the Senate amid a hotly contested election year, Democrats have issued a nationwide Fetterman recall to address documented instances of malfunctions from the Pennsylvania senator.

    Democratic leaders reportedly held high-level meetings to discuss potential solutions for the issue of John Fetterman failing to advocate for the party’s prescribed positions and regularly acting counter to his manufacturer’s programming, leading to a full recall being issued.

    “We thought he’d be a reliable Democrat, but he’s just not functioning correctly,” said one Democrat official. “Once a product starts to fail in its intended purpose, it can become dangerous. We needed to get out ahead of this problem and issue a nationwide Fetterman recall to avoid things getting worse. Hopefully, we can round up all of the Fetterman out in circulation and keep it from causing any more issues.”

    Questions began to arise about Fetterman’s safety and reliability shortly after he was elected and only intensified following his health issues and subsequent deviation from Democratic Party positions. “We advise everyone to be aware of the potential danger Fetterman now poses,” another top Democrat consultant said. “We can no longer vouch for his ability to perform the proper functions he was programmed with, so it’s best to steer clear of him and make sure he gets returned to the manufacturer for maintenance.”

    At publishing time, Democrats were preparing to issue a gag order to prevent Fetterman from causing any additional incidents that may pose a threat to the party’s agenda until he could be reprogrammed.

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  38. Rare dog breeds….

    Saluki

    Lagotto Romagnolo – Italy

    Sloughi – No. Africa

    Kai Ken – Japan

    Estrela mountain dog – Portugal

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  39. Bergamasco sheepdog – country unknown

    Cesky terrier – Czech Republic (looks kind of like a Schnauzer to me!)

    Treeing Tennessee brindle – Appalachian and Ozark Mountains

    Peruvian Inca Orchid

    Dandie Dinmont terrier – The only dog breed named for a literary character, the Dandie Dinmont terrier was named after a robust and friendly farmer in Sir Walter Scott’s 1814 book Guy Mannering. The book is much easier to find these days than the dog, however.

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  44. I am adding a short daily prayer to the board. I would invite each of you, if you wish, to also add one or maybe two of your own liking. I do not want to stifle anyone but please limit yourself to one or two religious postings. here’s one I found that I liked.

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