Halloween HAHAS

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Q: What do you get when you put a spider on an ear of corn?
A: A cobweb.

Q: What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?
A: A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.

Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.

Q: What is a pause in work at a mortuary called?
A: A coffin break.

Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.

Q: Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.

Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there.

Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!

Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
A: The Dead Sea.

Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite drink?
A: Anything with boos.

Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!

Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: Spook-hetti!

Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.

Q: What is a zombie’s favorite appetizer?
A: Finger food!

Q: What happens if you forget to pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed.

Q: What do ghosts order at the bar?
A: Boos. And then they leave sheet-faced.

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  4. I didn’t even know it was Halloween.
    We don’t get any kids YEAH. More candy for use.

    This might explain mike mayers flying down the street because of the wind (blow up doll)

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            1. well when the teenagers start showing up without costumes, the whole neighborhood turns off their lights–(telephone lines burn up, lol)
              but my aunt said these were all smaller kids, and everyone was cute and polite, so they just kept handing out the candy

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    1. Meanwhile, I have a cat who goes nuts chasing his own tail while all his “toys” remain scattered everywhere around the floor!!!

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  33. “Trick or treat” is a Halloween phrase that began in the 1920s1. A popular rhyming extension has been cited in print since at least 1964: “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.”1Another verse—“If you don’t, I don’t care/ I’ll pull down your underwear”—has been cited in print since at least 1981.

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