Dad Gifts!

Humor 2 Minutes

Dads are not hard to shop for if you’ve got a Dad with a sense of humor!

For the Grill Master: Daddio of The Patio Apron

File this Daddio of The Patio Apron under funny dad gifts that are actually useful, especially for outdoor cooking enthusiasts. Buy it for the dad who spends his summer nights grilling up food for the fam. It has an adjustable neck loop and a front pocket pouch for Dad’s grill tools, phone and hand towel. Best of all, it’s easy to clean, so Daddio can throw it in the washing machine when he’s done cooking up a storm.

For the Toothpick Fan: Whiskey Infused Toothpicks

We all know (and love) that guy who gnaws on a toothpick after every meal. Ditch boring picks and gift him these extra-large whiskey-infused toothpicks. The flavor of each pick is released by biting the wood, and there are four different whiskey-inspired varieties included. From single malt to bourbon, these toothpicks are sure to find their home right next to Dad’s favorite recliner and bar cart.

For the Lager Lover: Beer Drinker’s Gift Set

Take Dad’s love for a cold one to the next level (literally) with this raised beer table that holds two beers and a snack for outdoor, post-work drinkin’. The set includes a table, beer foaming stones and a khaki vest-inspired koozie. It’s five o’clock somewhere!

For the Fast Food Fan: Refrigerator Magnet Chicken Wings

We can’t really explain why we like these realistic, life-size chicken wing magnets so much. But we do. And we’re pretty sure Dad’s going to love this unique gift idea, too. The fried chicken pair comes with a 3D flat wing and drum wing that look ridiculously life-like.

For the Koozie Collector: Father Figure Drink Sleeve

“It’s not a dad bod, it’s a father figure,” reads this funny Father’s Day beer sleeve. Handmade from neoprene, this koozie comes in two different sizes: original short and tall. They’re water-resistant and hold up in the washing machine, so they’re basically dad-proof.

For the Dad Who Appreciates Bathroom Humor: Master Crapsman Set

From Poo-Pourri, the non-toxic before-you-go toilet spray brand, comes the Master Crapsman Gift Set—ideal for the guy who spends quality time on the John. The set includes two bathroom deodorizers: Royal Flush and Fresh Sea Salt. The sprays come in hilarious toolbox packaging, perfect for the back of the toilet in dad’s man cave.

ENJOY!!!!

Source: FAMILYHANDYMAN

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      1. I haven’t had a FB account for at least 3 years!!! Why would a FB log-in (saying I’m already logged in) show up all of a sudden??? If I click on the button to log-out of FB, I also get logged out of WP!!! They need to STOP this bull shyte!!!

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  12. here’s some good news

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  15. Trump wants to move the NY trial to federal court.
    entire article
    Attorneys for 45th President Donald J. Trump are launching a new bid to move his business fraud trial in New York to Federal court.

    In a new court filing, Trump’s legal team contended that the crimes Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is accusing him of fall under Federal rather than state jurisdiction.

    They also accused Bragg of mischaracterizing and ignoring applicable legal facts in order to try to keep the case in state court.

    The filing comes as Trump has not only raised concerns about Bragg but also about Judge Juan Merchan.

    A U.S. District judge is set to hear oral arguments on the push to move the trial later this month.
    https://www.oann.com/newsroom/trump-seeks-to-move-manhattan-das-case-against-him-to-federal-court/

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        1. IDK, Pat…I haven’t the foggiest why these things are happening….maybe it’s part of that whole “disruption of the interwebs” we have been warned is coming….

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    2. Hmmm….something is seriously fooked up with the interwebs….that site…I tried to click on “about us,” to make sure it isn’t a satire site, yet I couldn’t access it….

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    4. A different perspective but, again, not a site with which I am familiar….

      “Garth Brooks made the awful decision to not only endorse Bud Light, but to call the majority of Americans “assholes.” Last night, karma paid him back. The Grand Opening Celebration of his new bar in downtown Nashville, Friends In Low Places, was a complete flop. “It’s not that it wasn’t well-organized or under-advertised,” said bar manager Joe Barron, “It’s that Garth had to come out and say what he did a week before our big night.” Barron says he quit the bar after midnight came and the customer count reached “just over a dozen.” ‘I was livid, he said, “I spent like $300 on a white hat to match his feel-good attitude. Now I’m looking for work again.”

      https://sportalix.com/2023/06/16/grand-opening-at-garth-brooks-new-bar-draws-maybe-a-dozen-people/

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    6. OK – this time I tried signing OUT of FB only and tried to post. It showed it was posting, yet it didn’t show up here….post it again and, once again, both WP and FB logos are showing….

      IF this is the site for his new bar, it either hasn’t opened yet or the site hasn’t been updated (which I don’t believe for a nanosecond). So, apparently, all of these stories are bogus. https://friendsbarnashville.com/

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      1. I was experimenting…hopefully, that won’t happen again. But I’m still seeing the WP and FB logos….weird! It claims that I am signed into BOTH, yet I don’t have a FB account any more….unless they have rescinded my permanent ban and I would think they would notify me….

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  19. instant access?????
    no wonder they’re freakin streaming in…

    kinthenorthwest
    kinthenorthwest
    June 16, 2023 4:42 pm

    You have to be ………………. Kidding me—Bet we end up with even more taxpayer money going to fund their burning of our American flag., while at the same time overusing our social services like their private money tree.
    Currently around 75% of the illegals or as some want to call it non-Americans living in America collect social services/ welfare that they have never contributed to and we pay for.

    Democrat bill gives immigrants instant access to federal benefits, ends ‘xenophobic’ 5-year wait
    under the bill from Reps. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., and Tony Cardenas, D-Calif., and Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Calif., that five-year waiting period would no longer apply. Democrats said the “arbitrary” five-year waiting period makes it harder for immigrants to obtain “critical benefits and services.”
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/democrat-bill-gives-immigrants-instant-access-to-federal-benefits-ends-xenophobic-5-year-wait/ar-AA1cBAwF

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    1. Um….anyone who didn’t already know that is seriously out of the loop…it’s been that way for many years and COVID was used as the excuse to triple down on the scam!

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  20. Interesting…..

    06/16/23 • BIG TECH › NEWS
    “Federal Judge Rules in Favor of Parents Seeking to Prevent T-Mobile From Activating Cell Tower on School Roof: A federal judge on Thursday ruled in favor of extending a temporary restraining order against T-Mobile until at least June 30, to prevent the company from activating a cell tower on the top of a Michigan elementary school pending resolution of a lawsuit parents filed against the telecom giant.”
    By Suzanne Burdick, Ph.D.

    https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/wyandotte-washington-elementary-school-cell-tower-restraining-order/

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  21. OK, let’s see if this works….I just cleared the cookies on my computer….and everything appears to be back to normal….

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  23. ‘Bout that time, I guess…never did get any rain, 92 on the thermometer, hazy-to-full on sunshine…have a good night!

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  24. I am adding a short daily prayer to the board. I would invite each of you, if you wish, to also add one or maybe two of your own liking. I do not want to stifle anyone but please limit yourself to one or two religious postings. here’s one I found that I liked.

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