Which is Worse: Stink Bugs or Congress?

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  The other afternoon, I saw a stink bug in the house and of course, I flushed it down the toilet.  (The process is a quick one: locating said bug, nabbing it quickly in a napkin and dashing to flush it before the smell permeates everything.)  I found an article about stink bugs written by Erin McCarthy in 2019 and I as I read it, I couldn’t help but notice their similarity to Congress. Stay with me here…

In her article on Mental Floss, she noted that The New Yorker called marmorated stink bugs “the most destructive, the most annoying, and possibly the ugliest” of all the stink bugs, an invasive species that’s taking North America by storm … and not in a good way.  Here are her 12 facts to know about these stink bugs (and Congress).

IT MADE ITS WESTERN HEMISPHERE DEBUT IN PENNSYLVANIA.  Stink bugs were first discovered in Allentown, PA which is not far from Philadelphia, PA where freedom, legislature and liberty were born.  (Okay, the first Congress was in NY…but that’s close enough.)

IT TOOK YEARS TO IDENTIFY IT.  Just as the bugs were unknown, so were most of Congress.  No one knew they were duplicitous dirtbags at first.  Slowly, the mystery unfolded and we could see them for who they really are.  And although there are many species (true of BOTH the bugs and Congress) there is one species most vile.  With stink bugs it’s the marmorated stink bug and in Congress it’s the Uniparty.

 IT’S NOT CUTE.  This does not even require an argument.

THEIR SPRAY HAS SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH CILANTRO.  Admittedly I’m at a loss here…not knowing what cilantro smells like, but the stink in Congress is unmistakable, so I’ll call this one a wash.

THEY EAT YOUR APPLES.  The stink bugs tend to suck the fluid of out produce.  To feed, the bugs pierce the skin of the plants with their mouthparts and drink the fluids, which renders the fruit unmarketable as a fresh product.  Congress does the same with our economy.

THEY COULD INVADE YOUR HOME BY THE THOUSANDS. Once a stink bug has found a warm spot it likes, it will release an aggregation pheromone (which can linger for up to a year) that draws others to the same area, where they’ll gather in sometimes staggering numbers.  Congress does the same—growing government by leaps and bounds—congregating in Washington DC—and then branching out to claim other areas.

ONCE INSIDE, THEY’RE HARD TO GET RID OF. Once a terrible Congressional candidate is elected, it is nearly impossible to vote them out of office!

THEY’RE PRETTY GREAT FLIERS.  Congress loves to fly!  They will take “fact-finding” trips all over the world on the taxpayer’s dime…the more the merrier!

THEY’RE GENERALLY NOT HARMFUL.  This is a true difference.  Congress is one of the most destructive forces on the planet.  Curtailing freedoms, increasing spending, never solving any crises or issues…they push the problems down the road and somehow claim victory in the next election cycle.

THEY MIGHT BE MESSING WITH YOUR RED WINE.  Researchers at Oregon State University placed live and dead stink bugs on wine grapes and measured the stress compounds the insects released as they and the grapes were squeezed during the winemaking process.  The researchers found that more than three stink bugs per grape cluster resulted in contaminated wine.  I hope Congress stays out of the wine, but they enjoy drinking it—heavily!  But as a general rule, any time 3 or more congresspeople work on an issue, you can be guaranteed that the problem will get worse, they will get richer, and the American public will get screwed.

THEY LEAVE TRACES OF THEIR PRESENCE ON PLANTS. I’m going to say according to the recent Twitter File Releases, this is a no brainer.  Not only did they leave traces (which were followed), they left their stink of censorship everywhere!

ONE OF ITS NATURAL PREDATORS IS A PARASITIC WASP THAT JUST MADE ITS WAY TO THE STATES.  Samurai wasps are tiny, stinger-less parasites that lay their eggs in the stink bugs’ eggs, where its larvae eat the contents before emerging as wasps to continue the cycle.  When I think of a parasitic predator, I think of China and our Congress has indeed been penetrated by them!  Their souls are being eaten away in their attempts to become richer and richer and China emerges to reap the benefits.

Well, what do you think? Have I made my case? If we head to DC…I call shot gun!

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  3. EXCERPT: “(Natural News) Through a program called UKAid, billionaire eugenicist Bill Gates is funneling millions into efforts to genetically modify (GMO) the world’s livestock, particularly in poorer countries since Gates has a fetish for trying to destroy the least among us.

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  21. “REVEALED: California school district facilitating gender transitions on children without parental consent”

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  22. EXCERPT: “But is the current kerfuffle in the House really a sign of dysfunction? Or is it — as one of the holdouts, Lauren Boebert, insists — actually a sign that our government is starting to work again as intended and that, at long last, much-needed procedural reforms, including sensible limits on the power of the Speaker, are on the way? The complaints against Kevin McCarthy are wide-ranging, but really boil down to this: McCarthy, rightly or wrongly, is perceived as just another RINO (Republican In Name Only), more concerned with securing his own power and with perpetuating the corrupt status quo than with genuine procedural and legislative reforms. In service of these ends, he has reportedly threatened to deny committee seats to anyone refusing to support his candidacy, the sort of time-hallowed strong-arm tactics that are part of the problematic House institutional culture.

    What we are now seeing unfolding in the House, far from an institutional meltdown, is in fact the bare beginning of what will have to happen, on a much larger scale and for a considerable duration, in order to reverse the direction our federal government has been following for several generations. And it is palpably the fruit of many years of patient education, which has now changed the complexion of the House GOP.”

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    Coyote
    January 6, 2023 18:03

    Bannon is HOT. He, John Fredericks, and Mike Davis are all smelling a BIG trap. They think Kevin made a deal with Jeffries. All Hakeem has to do is send some Dems home or have 20+ vote for Kevin at midnight, and VOILA! Speaker McCarthy it is. Even if the R’s that caved reverse their vote, it won’t be enough. All the rules that he caved on, he then wouldn’t have to abide by. And then he will be beholden to the Dems. You think the omnibus pizzed us off, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

    Friday 10pm sure is an odd hour to vote, now isn’t it???

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