It’s Never Too Early to Start Christmas Shopping!

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Recent events have emphasized the need to shop early!  Besides beating the crowds and garnering the best selection, prices are never going to be lower!

Let’s start with a stocking stuffer idea… MASKS!  No, I’m not talking about the silly cv masks…I’m talking about the ones that cover up way more than a nose!  Everyone who has a RINO on their shopping list knows their current masks are slipping and it’s time for some new ones.  The Bushes and Mitt Romney are sporting the new We-Trust-the FBI look this coming election season.  Intending to portray strength and trust in government agencies, it’s difficult to pull off and your most discerning patriots won’t even attempt to wear this.  But if have a relative who believes 9-11 was a terrorist plot or that Romney is still a Republican, then this is definitely a MUST-HAVE!

For a personal gift, how about some of the new perfumes and colognes on the market right now?  Joe Biden continues to wear the classic Obsession (with getting Donald Trump) cologne, while the Intelligence Community continues to peddle their favorite smell…OPPRESSION (of the truth).  Merrick Garland hopes to corner the market with his latest offering OBSTRUCTION (of justice) but it doesn’t seem to be selling among the general population. They all seem to mirror the favorite scent of the left: DESPERATION. I do hope Michelle Obama buys Barrack a new cologne for Christmas though, because that stink he’s wearing now? follows him everywhere!

Another gift to consider is a plant.  Not the poinsettias or small fir trees…no, we’re talking people whose loyalty can be bought or shifted after the fact.  You can prebuy them—like gift cards!!  Insert them into an opponent’s campaign or administration and at the time of your choosing, they’ll turn on your opponent.  You wind them up and make them say whatever you want—it’s all the rage!!

If you’re looking for something a little more personal, there’s a new storage service that might be perfect!  The FBI is offering compartments to store unsightly personal mementos that you can’t quite get rid of, but certainly do not want to store at your home.  The cost?  A healthy donation to the Democrat Party or one of their preferred candidates (they’ll provide you with a list–simply ask Alexa: who should I donate to? And a list will appear on your laptop—how convenient is THAT?) And then that racy diary or depraved laptop of your youth can be whisked away from public scrutiny forever!

But let’s get to the hottest gift this Christmas—JUDGES!!!!  Judge shopping is a difficult task for sure.  You have to find one that you control somehow—so that might not be an easy task.  You might have to settle for a Magistrate—a step down from a judge—but realistically you might be able to fool your friends!  It all depends on what you want your judge to do—they do come with optional activist packages (see SCOTUS Sotomayer) but that can be expensive!  If you’re going to need your judge over and over though, it might be well worth the investment!

I hope these shopping tips have been useful.  Christmas really is a magical holiday!! HO, HO, HO!

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  1. Morning all!
    a little chillier out there this morning than previous mornings! Fall is coming!
    CM: I hope you and your Missus had a safe trip and are settling in!!

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  3. ultra maggot’s administration is caught censoring free speech BIG TIME…from gatewaypundit.
    FTA
    After forcing Twitter and Facebook to unload a massive trove of documents, Schmitt’s Office was able to uncover two (2) explosive facts:

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    FIRST, that the Biden Administration withheld enormous amounts of evidence of the censorship from the materials they were supposed to produce in discovery. This is a big no-no. And

    SECOND, that the US Government’s “Censorship Enterprise” was and is a MASSIVE EFFORT ACROSS SCORES OF FEDERAL AGENCIES to coordinate with Big Tech to CENSOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND CONTROL THEIR THOUGHTS AND BELIEFS.

    TENS OF THOUSANDS of records including consistent and ongoing communications between the Big Tech and (for example) DHS, CDC, NIAID, the Census Bureau, the US Surgeon General, the State Department, the Treasury, the FBI, the US ELECTION ASSISTANCE COMMISSION (!!!), and on and on and on.

    These documents prove that Big Tech views itself as an arm of the federal government – and the US Government views it the same way.

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/09/caught-red-handed-missouri-ag-schmitts-lawsuit-biden-admin-tgp-plaintiff-reveals-government-wide-censorship-enterprise/

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  10. from wolf’s…truth social

    TheseTruthsOffline
    Coyote
    September 2, 2022 01:30

    Donald J. Trump / @realDonaldTrump

    09/02/2022 00:09:48

    Truth Social: 108926847473622319

    If you look at the words and meaning of the awkward and angry Biden speech tonight, he threatened America, including with the possible use of military force. He must be insane, or suffering from late stage dementia!

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    1. also from wolf’s

      eilertOffline
      September 2, 2022 04:21

      Stephen Miller: “Biden Tonight Gave the Speech of a Dictator, In the Style of a Dictator, In the Visual of a Dictator, Using the Words of a Dictator” (VIDEO) (thegatewaypundit.com)

      Former Trump aide Stephen Miller delivered an amazing rebuttal to Joe Biden’s historic declaration of war on the American people.

      Miller just exposed the tyrant’s speech.

      Thank God we still have men like Stephen Miller on our side!

      Stephen Miller: President Trump poured out his heart, his soul, his spirit every day to build a better America for everyone to build a safer and more prosperous America. While Democrats and deep state launched an illegal operation to take him out and it is now in its sixth year!

      President Biden tonight gave the speech of a dictator, in the style of a dictator, in the visual of a dictator, using the words of a dictator.

      This was his enemies of the state speech. And like every other radical, Marxist, tyrant, he accused his opponents of being fascist while he engages in oppressive authoritarian behavior.

      He’s the one who’s forcing Americans against their will to take a vaccine.

      He is the one who has violated our nation’s Constitution to open our borders.

      He’s the one who is interfering in the sacred relationship between parent and child to try to force dangerous medicine, puberty blockers, hormones, on our little kids.

      He’s the one whose government raided the home of his chief political opponent. in a fashion that violates the entire constitutional order because President Trump has the absolute right to decide what is or isn’t in the national security interest when he leaves the White House.

      All of those things, all of them, are the behavior of a tyrant.

      No one can compare to Stephen Miller.

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  16. interesting article at american thinker, suggesting a 2 prong approach to the college loan issue. first mcconnell (of all people) should co-sponsor a bill putting into law the loan relief. (If it’s such a good idea and people approve, it should be done properly, but the author suggests the dems as well as the repubs know it is NOT approved by the majority of Americans.) He states mcconnell should openly say he won’t vote for it, but if they’re going to do it, then do it legally. in other words–make them OWN it.
    second, file a lawsuit AGAINST ultra maggot’s order…in a red state…

    https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/09/a_twoprong_attack_on_king_bidens_student_debt_order.html

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  19. Good morning! Sliding on down….but looking forward to reading back, fer sure! A few pics I took this morning – the sky to the west/SW earlier – now it is storm clouds, with thunder in the distance, but I expect this will pass us by, too! Nice and cool so far but that will change.

    As soon as I opened the door to the patio (I covered the pet door last night and put LM’s food/water outside), he was right there calling to me. As soon as I cleared the door, he scooted right in. When I sat down, he promptly jumped up on my lap. I put more Neosporin on the sore on his head and I guess I’ll run to FD today for some flea powder and wormer to put in his food.

    Meanwhile, Jake is inside watching closely….when I went inside and reached down to him, he smelled my fingers, hissed and growled at me!!! Well, alrighty then – to the BR with you!

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  26. The Bee:

    PHILADELPHIA, PA — In a speech tonight, Joe Biden condemned fascism and extremism while also debuting a delightful little mustachioed look.

    Reporters oohed and aahed over his fashionable new facial hair look as the president ranted about people he disagrees with needing to be condemned as terrorists in order to fight fascism.

    “It’s a good look for him,” said an Entertainment Tonight reporter on the red carpet. “I know they say don’t wear that kind of mustache before Labor Day, but I really think he pulls that off. It’s kind of a classic look – vaguely European, perhaps 1930s or ’40s Germanic, maybe? – really inspired.”

    “The one who owns the youth gains the future!” shouted Biden, pounding on his towering lectern as he stood before giant banners lit up in blood red. “To conquer a nation, you must first disarm its citizens!” He got really worked up here, screaming and holding his arm at a 45-degree angle to the sky. Finally, he concluded his speech by defending democracy and condemning fascism with the powerful line, “We must employ the final solution to exterminate those vermin who would oppose our glorious third Republic!”

    Those gathered cheered with thunderous applause.

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    1. GASPARILLA ISLAND, FL — Fox News personality and host of Tucker Carlson Tonight was informed by his doctor today that his look of befuddlement is permanent. Sources close to Mr. Carlson have confirmed that he had not heeded his mother’s admonition: “If you keep making that face, you’ll get stuck with it, young man!”

      Carlson’s wife was reportedly dismayed by the news. “I’ll never see him smile again!” she wept while Tucker stared with a blank, yet frustrated look in the background. “His mother warned him all the time when he was growing up not to make that face and now — now he keeps staring at me with that blank look of utter confusion as if he’s waiting for me to say something stupid!”

      Tucker Carlson has been noted for listening intently to his guests, with his body language and facial language conveying absolute attention without a shred of commitment. Mr. Carlson has also been praised for his ability to listen to canned talking points and then deconstruct their assumptions and inconsistencies with relentless focus, paving the way with an expression of lowered eyebrows, head cocked to nearly 90 degrees, and a mouth gaping open at 50% capacity.

      At publishing time, Tucker was forced to verbally acknowledge the severity of his condition after his doctor became frustrated by Tucker’s befuddled expression.

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    2. “If you’re reading this you’re probably feeling pretty white and guilty right about now. Never fear! We’ve got some great tips to help you cleanse your shame and live your best life today! And even if you aren’t white, you’ve probably been infected with a few pounds of whiteness that you need to drop.

      Follow these tips to drop that white guilt like it’s hot:

      1. When you play pickup basketball, always let the black guys win: We know you could school them, but take it easy.

      2. Paint your face black to honor your African American allies: Follow Justin Trudeau’s excellent example.

      3. Allow indigenous tribes who originally owned your land to camp out in your tool shed any time they want: Make sure your tool shed is OSHA compliant to avoid lawsuits.

      4. Throw out your mayonnaise and mild hot sauce: You must repudiate the ways of the white man.

      5. Get “1619” tattooed on your forearm: However, you’ll have to stop flexing while saying, “Welcome to the gun show!” Words are violence.

      8. Punch a white guy: Your black friends will now know you’re an ally.

      7. When you see a black person at the grocery store, ask him to forgive you for generational oppression: If he agrees to forgive you, explain that it was a trick question and forgiveness actually “perpetuates whiteness”, then offer to educate him so he can do better.

      8. Find a Mexican person and ask for permission anytime you want to go to Taco Bell: Do NOT ask them if their Abuela invented the Mexican Pizza.

      9. If you see an African American in danger DO NOT HELP THEM: You don’t want to be labeled a white savior.

      Wow! What great tips! I can feel the pounds of white guilt melting away!

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    3. HOUSTON, TX — Governor Abbott has responded to the ongoing border crisis by bussing illegal immigrants to other parts of the country to see how they like it. The only problem is Abbott made the mistake of bussing some of them to Chicago and everyone has now been shot.

      “I’ve made a huge mistake,” said Governor Abbott as the bullet-ridden bus returned to Texas moments before the engine gave out for good. “I just wanted other Governors to take the issue more seriously as they too had to share in the socioeconomic strain the border crisis puts on us. But why oh why did we send a bus to Chicago?! Forgive me!”

      According to sources, the bus driver was the sole survivor from the less than 10-minute excursion into the city of Chigaco. “Look I’ve been to Chigaco before and I know you have to come prepared,” said the bus driver, Doug McDaniels, wearing a full set of SWAT body armor. “The craziest thing about it was that this trip was actually just a mild gunfire day. Normally I have to call for a rooftop helicopter evac just to escape the city.”

      Governor Abbott has been heavily criticized by the media for his reckless decision to send the helpless immigrants to an active warzone where they were immediately gunned down. Mayor Lori Lightfoot on the other hand was celebrated for her commitment to making all of Chicago one giant policeless and lawless safe space with gun violence equity for all races.

      At publishing time, another bus returned to Texas from Los Angeles with the news that everyone on the bus had contracted Monkeypox and been stabbed by the homeless before ultimately dying from fentanyl exposure.

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    1. EXCERPT: “The California state legislature rejected Senate Bill 918 by two votes Thursday, legislation which would have limited citizens’ ability to carry weapons in courts, hospitals, airports, on public transportation, and in other areas deemed “sensitive.”

      The Supreme Court in June ruled in New York State Rifle and Pistol Association v. Bruen that New York’s law requiring proof of a need for self-protection in order to carry a weapon was unconstitutional, rendering California’s “good cause” requirement void. Some California anti-gun lobbyists saw an opening after Bruen that would allow the state to still ban conceal carry in “sensitive” areas.

      California’s bill originally failed Tuesday in the Assembly, but came up again for a vote through a process known as “reconsideration.” The bill ultimately failed Thursday in the Assembly, just two votes shy of the 2/3 supermajority required for votes to pass.”

      https://dailycaller.com/2022/09/02/california-defeats-gun-control-bill-bruen-rob-bonta-senate-918/

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  28. EXCERPT: “The Polish government revealed an intention to demand $1.32 trillion in compensation from Germany for damages incurred during World War II on Thursday.

    In a presentation of the “report on losses suffered by Poland as a result of aggression and German occupation during World War II 1939-1945″ in Warsaw on Thursday, the Polish government argued that Germany had failed to fully make up for the loss in life and material resources Poland suffered at the hand of the Third Reich during World War II. Germany “degraded” Poland’s economic development and caused 5.2 million deaths, preventing it from attaining the economic growth it otherwise would have, the government said.

    “The Second World War was not really judged in the right way. It was never presented in the right way from the point of view of losses and reparation of these losses,” Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki said at the presentation. “Today we are obliged to count these losses as accurately as possible. And, based on these calculations, present a bill to pay by those who are guilty of it,” Morawiecki added.

    Germany responded to Poland’s determination, saying that all discussions around WWII reparations were “closed,” DW reported. The new sum is significantly higher than the $850 billion Warsaw has stated in the past and represents roughly one-third of Germany’s contemporary GDP.

    Experts in a variety of disciplines assisted in preparing the report over the span from 2017 to 2022 for Law and Justice (PiS) party leader Jaroslaw Kaczynski. It was presented on Sept. 1, the anniversary of Germany’s surprise invasion of Poland in 1939, DW reported.

    “The sum that was presented was adopted using the most limited, conservative method, it would be possible to increase it,” Kaczynski said, according to DW.”

    https://dailycaller.com/2022/09/01/poland-germany-losses-ww2/

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  29. Entire Article @ FB: “A former FBI official who allegedly shut down part of the investigation into Hunter Biden was “running point” in the bureau’s dealings with a key witness in the probe, according to sources directly familiar with the matter.

    The witness, Tony Bobulinski, now has concerns that the former official, Timothy Thibault, helped bury information about his dealings with the Biden family that he gave the FBI, sources told the Washington Free Beacon. Thibault retired from the FBI last week amid allegations from whistleblowers that he shut down an investigation into an avenue of “derogatory” information about Hunter Biden in October 2020. Senate Republicans began scrutinizing Thibault earlier this year over anti-Trump rhetoric he posted on social media.

    It had been unclear what role Thibault played in the Biden investigation, which began in 2018. But his oversight of Bobulinski means he oversaw one of the most significant witnesses to come forward with information about the Bidens’ business links to China. The FBI interviewed Bobulinski for five hours on Oct. 23, 2020, after Bobulinski publicly disputed Joe Biden’s claim to have never discussed business with his son. Bobulinski said he met with Hunter and Joe Biden in May 2017 to discuss a multimillion-dollar deal with CEFC China Energy, a Chinese energy conglomerate with ties to Chinese military intelligence. The California-based businessman also said Joe Biden is “the big guy” referenced in cryptic emails discussing equity payments from their business deals.

    “In my hour-long meeting with Joe Biden we discussed Biden family business dealings with the Chinese, with which he was plainly familiar,” Bobulinski said at a press conference before his FBI interview. Text messages show Bobulinski and Hunter Biden arranging a meeting with Joe Biden at the Beverly Hills Hilton. Emails from Biden’s abandoned laptop show extensive discussions about CEFC China Energy.

    Hunter Biden announced in December 2020 that the U.S. attorney’s office in Delaware was investigating his taxes, though other reports say prosecutors were scrutinizing Biden’s business dealings in China and Ukraine. CNN reported last month that the probe has reached a “critical juncture,” with prosecutors still weighing possible criminal charges.

    The New York Post reported earlier this year that a grand jury witness was asked to identify “the big guy” referenced in the emails sent to Biden and Bobulinski. Bobulinski, however, has not been contacted by the U.S. attorney or called before the grand jury, sources told the Free Beacon. According to the sources, Bobulinski’s attorneys had multiple interactions with Thibault after Bobulinski’s FBI interview. They said Thibault told Bobulinski’s lawyers the FBI would reach out if additional information was needed, but that the bureau has not made contact with Bobulinski since then.

    Sens. Chuck Grassley (R., Iowa) and Ron Johnson (R., Wis.) raised concerns about Thibault earlier this year over social media posts in which the FBI official attacked Trump as a “psychologically broken, embittered, and deeply unhappy man.” According to the Republicans, whistleblowers said Thibault “ordered” the closure of an investigation into “derogatory” reporting about Hunter Biden. The whistleblowers said Thibault improperly marked the information in the FBI’s internal systems in a way that the matter could not be reopened in the future.

    FBI director Christopher Wray said at a Senate hearing this month that the allegations against Thibault were “troubling.” Thibault’s attorneys denied in a statement to the Free Beacon that he was fired or forced to resign from the FBI. They claimed Thibault “did not supervise” the Hunter Biden probe and “did not seek to close the investigation,” though they declined to address questions about Bobulinski.

    Rep. Darrell Issa (R., Calif.), who serves on the House Judiciary Committee, said Congress “must shine a bright light on the FBI” in the wake of the Thibault allegations. “What Mr. Thibault knows about the FBI’s significant misconduct and running of interference for the Biden family won’t stay hidden just because he’s no longer with the bureau,” Issa told the Free Beacon.

    The U.S. attorney’s office in Delaware and the FBI declined comment.

    Published under: China, FBI, Hunter Biden, Laptop

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      1. thanks…I’m back.
        et the ex mayor’s wife at the store and we chatted–the ex mayor is a Viet Nam Vet–drives a Harley–very very MAGA…
        disgusted by the optics of last night

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  32. brought this from wolfs…i don’t know about the Marines…

    Aubergine
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    Coyote
    September 2, 2022 10:53

    Hi all.

    I was looking at the now-infamous photo from last night, and I noticed something very odd. Unless I’m crazy, which is possible. Feel free to tell me so.

    The Marines behind Bye-Done are standing with their hands in front, at parade rest.

    That is never done, as far as I know, unless they are holding a weapon, like this:

    Otherwise, parade rest looks like this:

    But last night:

    I put little circles around their hands, in front, and empty. WHY?

    Three possibilities I can think of.

    1) They are NOT Marines. They are fakes.

    2) Mute protest by actual Marines, to let us know they don’t like this shit. Not sanctioned by anyone. These two guys were probably in the “dress-rehearsals” for this speech, and between themselves decided to protest.

    3) It’s a message from the military. They are NOT HOLDING WEAPONS. They are signalling that the military is unwilling to use force against American citizens.

    I really, really hope number three is the correct answer.

    Maybe someone here is going to tell me this is a common thing I’m just unable to find online, or in my experience as a Marine’s wife all those years ago. But I doubt it. This means something.
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    RF121
    RF121Online
    Coyote
    Reply to Aubergine
    September 2, 2022 11:16

    For ceremonial duties there are a lot of other procedures and protocols that are used that are unique to that environment.

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  33. the post story has the full inventory–there are MANY books, magazines and articles of clothing on that list–excluded are the passports (Maybe i missed them)…but NONE are DOCUMENTS which they were “allowed” to take…this is unconstitutional!!!!

    ClivusMultrum
    September 2, 2022 11:20 am

    Link to inventory within article. They took a lot of personal items, gifts, clothing…. Clearly indicates to me this was more of a fishing expedition, dredging operation, smash & grab intimidation event than anything having to do with a legitimate investigation.
    ———————————

    Detailed inventory of Trump Mar-a-Lago FBI raid released
    https://nypost.com/2022/09/02/detailed-inventory-of-trump-mar-a-lago-fbi-raid-released/
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    gsonFIT
    gsonFIT
    September 2, 2022 11:40 am
    Reply to ClivusMultrum

    This is important guys 11000 documents including books, photos and news paper articles. Some docs “marked” classified +, clothing and 43 file banners for confidential files that were empty, brand new, and never used. Those banners were in the FBI staged photo.

    This is going down! President Trump has film.

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      1. still they were not on the inventory of what was taken…the lawyer on site was not given a detailed inventory…it should have been listed–they are trying to skirt the law and avoid repercussions imo…

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  35. I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

    A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.”
    The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.”
    Son: “Thanks Dad!”
    Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

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  42. his poll numbers must have taken a dive…walking back the rhetoric…smh
    FTA
    President Joe Biden walked back his attacks on Donald Trump’s MAGA supporters, saying on Friday he doesn’t consider ‘any Trump supporter a threat to the country.’

    ‘I don’t consider any Trump supporter a threat to the country,’ the president said at the White House.

    It was a contrast to his remarks on Thursday night when, in a primetime address on the threat to democracy, he said Trump and his supporters were a threat to the republic.

    Republicans slammed Biden’s speech as divisive while Trump said Biden was ‘insane.’

    Biden toned down his tough talk on Friday, defending supporters of the former president. In response to a question after an event on federal manufacturing grants, Biden said Trump supporters weren’t voting for violence.

    He said the 74 million people who voted for Trump weren’t voting for an insurrection.

    ‘When people voted for Donald Trump – and support him now – they weren’t voting for attacking the capital. They weren’t voting for overruling the election. They were going for a philosophy he put forward.’

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11174063/Biden-walks-says-does-not-consider-Trump-supporter-threat.html

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      1. i think dr jill CHOSE cameltoe so no one would get the 25th amendment into their heads and disrupt her chance to be in the spotlight…
        let’s face it,Melania would not be seen handling REALPOTUS as dr jil is seen handling ultra maggot…
        no one wants cameltoe in as pres

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  43. they’re dragging this old demonic fossil out…can hitlery be far behind?

    SunnyFlower5
    September 2, 2022 1:56 pm

    TRUTH

    @JackPosobiec
    The Biden Administration has announced John Podesta will be joining the White House as a Senior Advisor to the President

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  44. HA! Beetlejuice wants more illegals

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  45. been looking and looking…and maybe i missed them…but where are desantis’s, mcconnell’s, mccarthy’s (AFTER THE FACT NOT BEFORE), even Rand Paul’s utter disgust at ultra maggot’s speech?
    seen plenty of strong rebukes…none from them yet

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    1. Found this on TalkingPointsMemo (clearly a leftist site – you can see that immediately):

      “A speech that denigrates those that didn’t vote for him as [sic] a threat to democracy and the rule of law,” chimed in Gov. Ron DeSantis’ deputy press secretary, photoshopping a hammer and sickle onto Biden’s lectern.”

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  46. Entire Article @ SkyNews on July 14: “The four-year-old pet has been dodging airport staff, airline employees and animal experts at Boston’s Logan International Airport since escaping from her cage in pursuit of some birds. “Whether out of fatigue or hunger we’ll never know, but this morning she finally let herself be caught,” an airport spokeswoman said. The black green-eyed cat was given a health check and is now set to return to her family.

    “I’m kind of in disbelief,” said her owner Patty Sahli. “I thought, what are the odds we’re actually going to get her back? But I got a call this morning and I am just so shocked.” She added: “It was such a community effort. We’re just so grateful to everyone who helped look for her.”

    Rowdy’s escape took place on 24 June after Ms Sahli and her husband Rich returned to the US after spending 15 years in Germany. When their Lufthansa flight landed, the feline ran from her cage to try and catch some birds. A chase ensued, with her getaway sparking a massive search by staff, construction workers and animal welfare advocates.

    On a mission to track down the pet, the group used safe release traps and set up wildlife cameras to try to catch her. In a Facebook post, Ms Sahli said they also sent the airport Rowdy’s favourite treats to be placed in the cages and even recorded voice notes for them to play. Despite numerous sightings, Rowdy continued to elude her pursuers – but calm has now been restored.”

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          1. Curtains, my friend….curtains! That is one oddity about me that I’ve had since I was 10 or 11 – something scared the crap out of me the first time my adopted parents left me home alone at night. I MUST be able to cover every single window and door so no-one can possibly see in.

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