Ladies Love Country Boys

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Trace Adkins

There’s a really good, older country song called “Ladies Love Country Boys” by Trace Adkins.  These are the lyrics:

“Ladies Love Country Boys”

She grew up in the city in a little subdivision
Her daddy wore a tie, mama never fried a chicken
Ballet, straight-As, most likely to succeed
They bought her a car after graduation
Sent her down South for some higher education
Put her on the fast track to a law degree

Now shes coming home to visit
Holding the hand of a wild-eyed boy
With a farmers tan

Shes riding in the middle of his pickup truck
Blaring Charlie Daniels, yelling, Turn it up!
They raised her up a lady but theres one thing
They couldnt avoid
Ladies love country boys

You know mamas and daddies want better for their daughters
Hope theyll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer
And their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty

They never understand why their princess falls
For some camouflage britches and a southern-boy-drawl

Or why shes riding in the middle of a pickup truck
Blaring Hank Jr., yelling, Turn it up!
They raised her up a lady but theres one thing
They couldnt avoid
Ladies love country boys

You can train em, you can try to teach em
Right from wrong but its still gonna turn em on

And they go riding in the middle of a pickup truck
Blaring Lynyrd Skynyrd, yelling, Turn it up!
You can raise her up a lady but theres one thing
You just cant avoid
Ladies love country boys
They love us country boys

Upon hearing this the other day, I realized instead of blindly accepting Mr Adkins’ lyrics, I would fact check them…it’s all the rage, right?  Will country boys have the STATS?  (STATS: Smile, Transportation, Attitude, Talent, and Sex Appeal.)

Let’s start with Smile…a city guy smiling…

versus a country boy smiling.

NO CONTEST! Am I right???

Let’s talk transportation…city guy transportation:

versus country boy transportation:

hmmmmm…little scooter versus a pick-up truck? Can two even ride those scooter things?

“A” is for attitude. Compare the attitude of a city guy…

with a country man’s attitude:

I don’t know about you, but i think the merman is creepy!

When it comes to talent, a lot of city guys are limited to destructive screaming and protesting…

but country boys have impressive, life affirming talents.

Which brings us to sex appeal.  This is a typical city man…

versus a typical country man…

Not even close!

I think I can rate the above song as TRUE! 

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