Rolling like a REDNECK

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These days it seems the current administration wants to jam electric vehicles down our throats! They complain that fossil fuels are damaging the planet but completely ignore the damage done in mining the earth for the components of electric car batteries. And not a peep about the enormous cost to replace those batteries!

But I think redneck vehicles offer very competitive options in these tough economic times. The first such option is hybrids…rednecks wrote the book on hybrids!

stylish and functional!
does your truck have stadium seating?
switching to natural energy? not a problem!

And these vehicles offer many of the same popular standard options just like other cars…bench seating for instance…

power windows…

anti theft devices…

But the biggest selling point might have to be affordable repairs.

And let’s not forget STYLE! You’re gonna turn heads in these babies…no doubt! No assembly line, boring, everyone’s got the same car for you!

So roll on in style…REDNECK style!!

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    2. Morning, Pat! OH.MY.GOD!!!! Good thing I hadn’t even gotten to my first cup this morning! I’d have spit it out on my keyboard!!! Truly ROFL funny!

      But THE best thing? The picture of all the sofas? The guy in the red t-shirt on the top couch??? SPITTING IMAGE OF MY NEPHEW!!!! And the woman on the couch with the blond girl? Spitting image of his wife and their youngest son – he had very, very long, blond curly hair when he was very young! E-mailed the pic to his sister and his Mom – what if that IS them???!!??

      OMG – I can’t stop laughing!!!! That is EXACTLY the kind of thing they would do!!!!

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        1. I’m seriously wondering, Pat, if that IS them! He is wearing a red t-shirt – Huskers perhaps? He is very proud of his Redneck status and they were always going on such outings – mostly auto races. And one of the couches looks familiar but they were very common patterns back in the day. Wouldn’t that be a hoot??!!?? It really is a small world, ya’ know?!? LOL

          Glad you’re seeing some warmer temps – melt, snow, melt! Our is already half-gone and I expect the rest will melt today. 28 here at the moment, wind again last night.

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    1. Wait! Isn’t that what all the talk is about? This new digital currency that is supposed to free the world and bring on NESARA/GESARA???? So how is that going to work, exactly? Never could get that quite straight!

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      1. i never understood that either…especially since in canada they showed how easily you can be cut off from your digital “wallet”.
        and there would be no more yard sales…no more neighbors picking up a loaf of bread for you
        no more tips…no more sending grandkids $$…they want to track and tax everything you do

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        1. And then there is this “returning to the gold standard.” Again, what does that mean IRL to the average citizen like us? We’ll use gold coins? Silver coins? It’s all just too confusing!

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              1. you turn in your “dollars” and they give you so many coins…but then they KNOW exactly how many coins you have…and i bet they put something in them to track them…

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    1. Of course, I can’t find it now but I used to have a meme explaining that, since females are born with all the eggs they will ever have, when someone aborts a female……..they are aborting untold future generations.

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            1. I was talking to my GS about BLM and I said they were FOS. He supports the idea that blacks ARE disadvantaged but only insofar as it has been inculcated into the black mind for so very long – generation after generation after generation – that each succeeding generation believed more and more that they truly WERE incapable of ruling themselves and succeeding. Humans being humans, many used it as a free ride to live as dangerously as they want with none of the resulting responsibilities. One can’t deny that’s true – LBJ planned it and said so himself!

              Dr. Carson, Thomas Sowell, Justice Thomas, among many other blacks, all put the lie to that but that requires too much work for most, unfortunately.

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              2. I’ve met a number of white women in NOVA – here as well – who abuse the system, too. I’ve been castigated more than once for not doing the same myself when it was just me and HB.

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  11. wonder if he flips on Paul Jr…
    FTA
    Asa Saint Clair, the close associate of Nancy Pelosi’s son Paul Pelosi Jr., has been convicted of wire fraud for his role in running a scam called the World Sports Alliance, which Paul Pelosi Jr. represented in the country of Ukraine. Saint Clair now faces 20 years in prison when he goes up for sentencing in July, giving him plenty of time to flip on his associates. The Campaign Show with Patrick Howley on Thursday discussed Asa Saint Clair’s conviction.

    Damian Williams, a U.S. Attorney, stated, according to the Department of Justice: “As a jury has now found, Asa Saint Clair used lies to defraud everyday people out of their hard-earned money by promising them guaranteed returns if they invested in a IGObit, a digital currency he claimed the World Sports Alliance was developing. Saint Clair touted the WSA as working closely with the UN to promote the values of sports and peace for a better world, while in reality promoting only the balance of his bank accounts.”

    https://nationalfile.com/pelosi-sons-associate-convicted-of-fraud-for-scam-that-pelosis-son-promoted-in-ukraine/

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  12. pay for play? quid quo pro? whatever you wanna call it…the teacher’s union paid to gain access to policy making decisions during the “cv crisis”…foxes guarding the henhouse again…and who lost? the kids
    FTA
    The report confirmed what The Center Square reported last year, including that teachers unions such as the American Federation of Teachers (AFT) gave tens of millions of dollars to Democrats before heavily influencing school re-opening guidance.

    “Teachers’ unions, including AFT, donated more than $43 million to liberal groups and candidates during the 2020 election cycle,” the report said. “The two largest unions – which both endorsed then-candidate Biden for President – have approximately 4.7 million members. [CDC scientist] Dr. [Henry] Walke’s testimony to the Select Subcommittee shows the Biden Administration rewarded their support with unprecedented access to the policymaking process for guidance on re-opening schools.”

    The report said that “the Biden Administration rewarded [teachers unions] support with unprecedented access to the policymaking process for guidance on re-opening schools.”

    “The Operational Strategy that was developed jointly by the CDC and AFT reflects the fact that the Biden Administration prioritized its political allies over the health and welfare of school-aged children,” the report said. “Director [Rochelle] Walensky downplayed the degree to which the CDC gave AFT access to the policymaking process. In fact, the CDC shared a draft with the AFT at least two weeks before finalizing the document and solicited the union’s feedback.”

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/gop-report-teachers-unions-got-unprecedented-access-after-donating-tens

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  14. brought this from tcth…a federal judge finally compares conservative and liberal protestors

    Feisty Hayseed
    March 31, 2022 12:23 am

    Federal Judge Blasts Double Standards in J6 Sentences

    “I know that the government believes that the January 6th cases are sui generis [one of a kind] and therefore can’t be compared to other cases. But I don’t agree,” said U.S. District Judge Trevor N. McFadden.

    “It does feel like the government has had two standards here, and I can’t abide by that,” he added, noting that before January 6, he couldn’t remember an instance where a nonviolent, first-time offender was “sentenced to serious jail time … regardless of their race, gender or political affiliation.”

    McFadden expressed his views during the sentencing of a defendant who pleaded guilty to misdemeanor trespassing. The Biden administration called for her to be sentenced to 75 days in jail and one year of probation, which McFadden believed to be excessive. “The government’s sentencing recommendation here is just so disproportionate to other sentences for people who have engaged in similar conduct,” he said.

    Instead, McFadden sentenced her to two months probation and a $5,000 fine. McFadden noted the same U.S. prosecutor’s office that recommended jail time for the J6 defendant sought a much lighter sentence for a Code Pink activist with a lengthy criminal record who infiltrated Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearings in September 2018.

    
    https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2022/03/30/federal-judge-blasts-double-standards-in-j6-sentences-n1585486

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    1. Too late, jackasses! You already screwed the pooch!!! Not MTG, of course, but all the others who ignored this so long! I e-mailed Smith about this – never got a reply. Gee, I wonder why????

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        1. ALL of them, not 4 or 5!!!!! That is what truly disgusts me!!!! IMO, every single elected representative, if only among the GOP, who didn’t raise hell over this, deserves to be booted forever!!!!

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          1. agreed–but I say EVERY congresscritter…they swear to uphold the constitution then contort the facts to find loopholes when it suits them.
            when the law comes for them, they will have no hiding space

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  18. Daily Wire to launch new children-oriented programming to combat the filth the Mouse is spewing
    FTA

    According to the press release, The Daily Wire has brought on Eric Branscum and Ethan Nicolle of “VeggieTales” and the Babylon Bee to lead the production of children’s programming.

    Co-CEO @JeremyDBoreing announces @realDailyWire’s next big project to counter woke Hollywood: “Today I’m proud to tell you that we will be launching Daily Wire Kids.” pic.twitter.com/PccnRkDx0J— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) March 30, 2022

    In a live town hall on Wednesday, The Daily Wire co-CEO Jeremy Boreing made the announcement public.

    “Because of the great reporting of Chris Rufo,” he began, “we got to see leaked footage from inside Disney of high-up Disney employees saying things like, ‘We have a not-so-secret gay agenda’,” and “‘we’re adding in queerness wherever we can’.”

    “Another executive within the company,” Boreing continued, “said, if anything we don’t have enough LGBTQIA representation in content made for very small children.”

    “We’re going to build alternatives,” he said. “Americans have enormous economic might, they just don’t have any alternatives. The Daily Wire is building those alternatives.”

    He then announced the launch of DW Kids, which was received by the audience with thunderous applause.

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-daily-wire-launches-kids-programming-to-rival-disney

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  19. wow…it’s California, so there’s that…but still. CA plans to start a guaranteed income program for trans people…smh
    FTA
    “This is a chance to help individuals receive money that we can think of as a subsidy — to subsidize the gap in income that the trans and nonbinary community faces due to having some of the highest levels of unemployment in this country,” Rostovsky, who is transgender, said at Thursday’s meeting.

    “So when you raise them up to the average level, they achieve a lot more,” he proclaimed.

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    responses have not been kind

    Are trans people not able to work? Maybe they can work for the la times

    — Demonte (@Demontanus1) March 30, 2022

    How is that constitutional? Is this an early April fools joke?

    — FOUR SEASONS landscaper (@la_ims) March 30, 2022

    Does the city council realize that being transgender/non-binary isn’t a disability? What’s the rationale behind this?! It’s ridiculous; speaking as a parent of a non-binary person and proud gay rights advocate myself: Re dic u lous. Periodt. 🙄 #Pride

    — Lydia (@LydiaDYork) March 30, 2022

    Those double mastectomies and hormone regiments don’t pay for themselves.

    — Johnny Ukraine🇺🇦 (@JohnEEmerald1) March 30, 2022

    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2022/03/30/woke-on-steroids-palm-springs-initiates-monthly-payment-plan-for-transgender-nonbinary-residents-1219333/

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  25. Reading QTree open – I do NOT trust Dana Loesch – let’s get that straight from the gitgo! Having said that, she is dead on-target on Eric Greitens – I argued at M’s about that, I think, as well as on BB comments – probably here, too. He ADMITTED to an affair and, apparently, these pics of him tying up some chick in his basement are factual, and have been introduced in court, I believe. As Dana said, his ex-wife and others have all sworn to this stuff under oath, yet Eric refuses to do the same??? Nope, this is WRONG, all the way!

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      1. Most are trying to pooh-pooh what he did, claiming the left is blowing everything out of proportion, such as Bannon, Posobiec, etc. Of course the left is going to capitalize on this against the GOP!!! Duh! But the fact of the matter is, as Dana says, they had a super-majority in MO and Greitens simply blew it all up with his behavior while he was Governor.

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          2. Bannon et al. are couching this as an attack by McTurtle’s RINO lackeys but when it is boiled down to simple facts? Just like the dems, of course they will milk it for all it’s worth! Logical!

            JMO, tho – once again, I’m swimming against the tide on this one. We’ll see…..

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  28. don’t have any sauce for this, just this tweet…but if true…DAMN!

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  29. EXCERPT: “A report into the potential effects of implementing a ‘cashless society’ has found that millions of people would be left struggling, with many vulnerable people being heavily reliant on physical tender. A report published on Wednesday has found that a shift to cashless society would considerably disadvantage and disenfranchise millions of people, and would also risk harming many vulnerable people reliant on physical notes and coins.

    In particular, the study found that 15 million people in the UK are heavily reliant on physical currency for budgeting purposes, with ATM use also remaining high in some of the country’s most economically vulnerable areas compared to pre-pandemic levels.

    According to research conducted by the Royal Society of Arts, a number of demographics are extremely reliant on the use of physical cash, including older people, as well as many young people who use tangible currency to help with budgeting.

    The research also found that, while ATM use overall went down during the Chinese Coronavirus pandemic and has not since returned to pre-2020 levels, one in seven people found themselves using cash more because of the crisis.”

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/03/31/cashless-society-would-leave-millions-struggling-report/

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  30. EXCERPTS @ BB: “Chris Rock publicly addressed actor Will Smith physically assaulting him at the Oscars on Sunday night during a stand-up show on Wednesday where the audience gave him a standing ovation while yelling “fuck Will Smith.”
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    Addressing the 3,000-pound elephant in the room, Rock said, “How was your weekend? I don’t have a bunch of shit about what happened, so if you came to hear that, I have a whole show I wrote before this weekend. I’m still kind of processing what happened. So, at some point I’ll talk about that shit. And it will be serious and funny.”

    An audience member could be heard chanting, “Fuck Will Smith!” as Rock proceeded with his routine.”

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    1. From Wiki: “33 Thomas Street (formerly the AT&T Long Lines Building) is a 550-foot-tall (170 m) windowless skyscraper in Tribeca, Lower Manhattan, New York City. It stands on the east side of Church Street, between Thomas Street and Worth Street. The building is an example of the Brutalist architectural style. It is a telephone exchange or wire center building which contained three major 4ESS switches used for interexchange (long distance) telephony, as well as a number of other switches used for competitive local exchange carrier services. However, it is not used for incumbent local exchange carrier services, and is not a central office. The CLLI code for this facility is NYCMNYBW. The building has also been described as the likely location of a National Security Agency (NSA) mass surveillance hub codenamed TITANPOINTE.[1]”

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  41. Sure….Will Smith was asked to leave Oscars after slap but refused, Academy says

    But then there’s this.

    Jada Pinkett Smith Caught LAUGHING After Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock In Newly Discovered Video

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/03/jada-pinkett-smith-caught-laughing-will-smith-slaps-chris-rock-newly-discovered-video/

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    The Parallax View • 2 hours ago • edited
    I noticed the academy tried to calm Will down by giving him a small statue of his wife.

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  43. State Department Announces “X” Gender Marker Option Added to U.S. Passports—-priorities

    TSA Announces New Woke Gender Neutral Screening Processes for Transgenders Using Advanced Imaging Technology to Screen Passengers—- we waste time and money on this?

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  49. Wow some of these fish sites are crazy. Most people don’t want to deal with heaters because they can pop or fry your fish.
    People are like ‘well if you house is warm why a heater?’ and I’m noticing the same argument pop up. Like with the bug or even MSM people are parroting the same thing. No you need a heater.

    Well temps are known to swing
    No you must keep the fish at X or else.

    Ummmm,,.says who the companies that sell heaters?

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    1. Granted, I know a minimal amount about fish tanks but I would think a heater would be needed for only really sensitive fish, right? IDK – you would know better than I would, Kea.

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