
We all know the critters in Washington DC have plenty of dirty laundry, but that’s not the type I am discussing here. This is about real stains and how to clean them. After all, life’s messy…let’s clean it up! The following list is SOME of the stains and the removal tips I saw on the American Cleaning Institute’s (ACI) website.
Disclaimer: I didn’t even know we HAD an American Cleaning Institute. (LOL)
General Tips
How to remove stains from clothes
- Deal with it as early as possible. The less time a stain has to soak in, the easier it will be to remove, although there are ways to remove old stains out of clothes as well.
- Pre-treat with a stain remover, then let it soak in.
- Launder according to the fabric care instructions. Regular stains should come out in cold water but for extra dirty clothing or very tough stains, use the warmest setting safe for the fabric. If the stain remains, repeat the steps above. Do not put it in the dryer until the stain is removed.

Blood
Fresh Stains
- Soak in cold water (do not use hot water as it will set blood stains).
- Launder.
Dried Stains
- Pretreat or soak in warm water with a product containing enzymes.
- Launder.
NOTE: If stain remains, rewash using a bleach safe for fabric.
Chocolate
- When the stain strikes, gently scrape off any excess chocolate.
- Once you get the item home, soak it in cool water.
- Then pretreat with a prewash stain remover.
- Launder in the hottest water that’s safe for the fabric.
NOTE: If stain remains, rewash using a bleach safe for fabric.

Coffee or Tea
- Sponge or soak stain in cool water.
- Pretreat with prewash stain remover, liquid laundry detergent, liquid detergent booster or paste of powder laundry product and water.
- Launder using sodium hypochlorite bleach, if safe for fabric, or oxygen bleach. (Note: Older stains may respond to pretreating or soaking in a product containing enzymes, then laundering.)

Dairy Products
- Pretreat or soak stains using a product containing enzymes.
- Soak for at least 30 minutes or several hours for aged stains.
- Launder.
Grass
- Pretreat or soak in a product containing enzymes.
NOTE: If stain persists, launder using sodium hypochlorite bleach, if safe for fabric, or oxygen bleach.
Grease or Oil
Light Stains
- Pretreat with prewash stain remover, liquid laundry detergent or liquid detergent booster.
- Launder using hottest water safe for fabric.
Heavy Stains
- Place stain face down on clean paper towels. Apply cleaning fluid to back of stain.
- Replace paper towels under stain frequently.
- Let dry, rinse. Launder using hottest water safe for fabric.
Ink
- Sponge the area around the stain with rubbing alcohol or cleaning fluid before applying it directly on the stain.
- Place stain face down on clean paper towels. Apply alcohol or cleaning fluid to back of stain. Replace paper towels frequently.
- Rinse thoroughly. Launder.
Alternate Method:
- Place stain over mouth of a jar or glass; hold fabric taut.
- Drip the alcohol or cleaning fluid through the stain so ink will drop into the container as it is being removed.
- Rinse thoroughly. Launder.
NOTE: Some inks in each of the following categories _ ballpoint, felt tip, liquid- may be impossible to remove.
Ketchup
- Remove any excess ketchup with a spoon or knife, but be careful not to rub it into the fabric.
- If the garment is washable, remove the garment as soon as possible and run cold water through the stain from the backside to force the stain out of the clothing.
Note: Avoid dabbing at it as this can spread the stain.

Mildew
- Launder stained items using a bleach safe for fabric and hottest water recommended for fabric.
NOTE: Badly mildewed fabrics may be damaged beyond repair.
Paint
Water-based Paint
- Rinse fabric in warm water while stains are still wet.
- Launder.
NOTE: Once paint is dry, it cannot be removed.
Oil-based Paint and Varnish
- Use the same solvent the label on the can advises for a thinner.
- If not available, use turpentine.
- Rinse.
- Pretreat with prewash stain remover, bar soap or laundry detergent.
- Rinse and launder.
Wine
- Sponge the stain with cool water or soak it in cool water for about 30 minutes.
- Pretreat with a prewash stain remover.
- Launder; if safe for the fabric, add chlorine bleach to the wash.

For more stain removal tips for specific stains, please see their website:
https://www.cleaninginstitute.org/cleaning-tips/clothes/stain-removal-guide
NOTE: While I was researching this open, these lyrics, from Don Henley’s Dirty Laundry, kept running through my mind…
“Dirty Laundry”
I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something
Something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry
(Chorus)
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em all around
We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It’s interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry
You don’t really need to find out
What’s going on
You don’t really want to know
Just how far it’s gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry
(Chorus)
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody’s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done
We haven’t told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry




































































