Though the Apollo lunar modules were built for the sole purpose of landing two men on the surface of the Moon, their usefulness didn’t end after ascending from the lunar surface. While on the moon, the astronauts placed seismic censors and NASA used the spent spacecraft for science, directing these modules for controlled crashed into the Moon. These crashes caused moonquakes, and scientists measured the vibrations moving through the Moon and found it rings like a bell.
The real goal of the seismic experiments was to figure out the Moon’s internal structure. Measuring how long the reverberations last, how powerful they are, and how big the waves get can reveal what the Moon is made of. Remote seismic stations were instrumental in this investigation, and they were deployed as part of the Apollo Lunar Surface Experiment Packages that astronauts set up on the Moon on Apollos 12, 14, 15, and 16; different versions were deployed on Apollos 11 and 17.
From when they were first set up to when they were remotely shut down in 1977, these ALSEPs recorded all kinds of seismic activity. The data was sent back to receiving stations on Earth where the signal was magnified by 10 million so scientists could interpret the signal.
But something interesting happened on Apollo 12. After Pete Conrad and Al Bean landed at the Ocean of Storms on November 14, 1969, they left the lunar surface 142 hours into the flight. Eight hours later, they were reunited with Dick Gordon in the command module and sent their spent lunar module back to the Moon. It impacted about 40 miles away from the Apollo 12 landing site with the force of one ton of TNT. The resulting shockwave built up and peaked in just eight minutes. Then it took an hour to fully dissipate.
Something similar happened on Apollo 13. The S-IVB impacted the Moon 85 miles from Apollo 12’s ALSEP — CMP Jack Swigert joked at the time that it was the only thing on that mission to go right. It hit with the force of 11 and a half tons of TNT. This translated to a seismic impact peaked after seven minute with shockwaves 30 times greater and four times longer than those from Apollo 12’s LM impact.
The vibrations from these two impacts lasted longer than scientists expected, far longer than any equivalent vibrations last on Earth. It was almost as if the Moon was ringing like a bell. This strange result forced scientists to think differently about the Moon and its composition.
It turns out that these impacts were characteristic of one of four types of moonquakes scientists studied from ALSEP data. Some moonquakes originate deep below the surface because of lunar tides, some are thermal quakes caused by the Sun thawing the frozen surface at the start of a new lunar day, and others are caused by impacting meteors. The fourth kind of moonquake is a shallow moonquake occurring roughly a couple of tens of miles below the surface. The lunar module and S-IVB both produced this kind of vibration, and these are the most violent types of moonquakes.
Between 1972 and 1977, scientists recorded 28 shallow moonquakes registering as high as 5.5 on the Richter scale. On Earth, that will move heavy furniture and crack plaster, but the vibrations usually die down in a matter of minutes.
It all comes down to water. There’s moisture in the materials that makes up our planet, expanding their structure. As energy from an earthquake moves through our planet, that damp material acts like a sponge, absorbing the energy of the waves and ultimately deadening their effects. But the Moon is dry, cool, and rigid, more like a solid rock than a sponge. So even if a moonquake is less intense, there’s nothing to deaden the vibrations. They just go back and forth through the body until the solid stone eventually stops them. The “ringing bell” is the shock waves reverberating through that stone.




Morning All!
this is really interesting Filly!
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Good morning, Pat! I thought it was really interesting, too! Kind of makes you wonder, eh?
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yeah…I never realized it was the water acting like a sponge that helped absorb some of the shock from like earthquakes and stuff…
pretty cool find Filly!!!
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This is why I watch documentaries almost exclusively, then I follow up on-line. Watched another one yesterday about trying to drill to the earth’s core…..it seems to me that they are messing with things that should be left the hell alone! All in the interests of making money on new resources! They make the claim that it is unknown what is deep inside the earth, then make claims like “…the deeper your drill, the hotter it gets…” OK – if you don’t know what’s beyond a certain depth, then how do you know how hot it is? Why do they make these pronouncements as if they came from God himself??? And what might they be interfering with on the moon that could possibly cause serious repercussions here on earth? The moon has a lot of influence over our planet……SMDH
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scary stuff. sometimes i think they want to play God and some things should just be left alone.
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Ha! Love the social media for dogs! Soooo on-point!
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Suck it up, bitch! You already had PLENTY of illegals in DC – now you can have a few more!
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not in my back yard folks are hypocrites!
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the accompanying tweet shares how china bought 200 SQUARE MILES in texas–next to a military base
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IMO, any American who sells their land to China should have to forfeit their citizenship and be deported elsewhere – IDC where – just NOT here!!! They have no honor or fidelity to this Republic.
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was it made clear to the seller that this was a shynese purchase tho?
I wonder…they like shadow corporations and hiding under levels of shell companies like our gov’t does…
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I think so – IIRC, there were 3 people who had gone together and bought the property, presumably to flip it for more $$$, which is exactly what they did for many, many millions – way MORE than it was worth. That alone should tell ANYONE with even an ounce of common sense that something is off! They could have presented themselves as an American company, tho, since China has started a branch here, from what I understand.
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And, of course, all of those many corporations who benefit from that cheap labor are cheering today! I’m sure this makes the CoC very happy!
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yup!
protecting people breaking the law makes no sense for OUR gov’t to do!
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Chip Roy suggests a congressional stupidity alert system…
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I really like him! I’ll be honest – I like him more than Gaetz…..I just still don’t trust him. There’s just something about him that makes me tip my head and go….hmmmm….maybe his close-set eyes, his small mouth and pointy chin, the political family…..can’t put my finger on it.
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which one? roy or gaetz?
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Gaetz – he sounds fantastic, doesn’t he? Uh-huh! Nope – don’t trust him. If you remember, I’ve felt that way about him for a very long time – I think even as far back as when I was at W’s.
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pantifa starts a feud on a bar in Salem—bikers respond and the pantifa has to retreat…then they try doxxing the bikers on social media. starting a war with bikers IS NOT GONNA END WELL FOR THEM! LOL
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Oh, this has me almost literally ROFL – oh, they won’t know what hit ’em! Tee-hee! WRONG group to fuck with, numbnuts!!!!
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some of their members were telling them not to mess with MCs (motorcycle clubs)
I have to tell you, when we went on our bike trips we would stop often on the side of the road to walk and stretch and 9 times out of 10, bikers would stop and make sure we were ok.
sometimes they weren’t even riding their bikes–but they’d stop and make sure we’re okay–then say how they’ve got this bike or that one at home…
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If you ride a bike, you’re in the club! Reminds me a little bit of racetrack people – you can be bitter enemies ON the track but when outsiders come into the picture and attack someone, they will ALL, to a person, come to your aid.
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and the biker CHICKS stood up to them and faced them off…bwahahahahahaha
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Panana protests…
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I read a headline yesterday that the people are going into the streets again in Cuba, too.
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going easy on bail, electronic monitoring (EM), and coddling felons is not a winning strategy…lawsuits might help.
FTA
Lawyers for the estates of Cooper and Shanate Guy, the victim in the first lawsuit, claim Cook County, Dart, and Evans put over 3,500 people onto the EM program, but only staffed 110 people to monitor an average of 850 violations per day.
Dominiko Johnson, who allegedly killed Guy, was the 26th person accused of killing, shooting, or trying to kill or shoot someone in Chicago last year while on felony bail.
Williams, who is charged with killing Cooper, was the 27th.
Cook County and Chicago have an enormous problem of murder and attempted murder by people out on bail or released subject to electronic monitoring. In 2020, at least 51 cases were recorded of people out on bail shooting or shooting at victims. The details of the crime against Cooper, contained in the CWBChicago story, are heartbreaking.
It is very difficult to win lawsuits against the justice system for failure to prevent crime, but perhaps these separate lawsuits have a chance of influencing the county to step up its enforcement.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/07/second_family_of_a_murder_victim_killed_by_an_alleged_perp_on_electronic_monitoring_sues_cook_county_in_a_month.html
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Here’s a copy of a comment I did at the Q-Tree. Blessings to all here at Pat’s blog ❤ ❤ ❤
Valerie Curren
Valerie CurrenOnline
Coyote
July 18, 2022 08:18
Mini ground report. When returning from Northern Michigan nearly a week after the 4th I was paying attention to gas prices. The prices in the Gaylord area had been less than those in Metro Detroit before the holiday, historically they’re usually 10 cents more.
Leaving town we saw $4.69, then around Flint it was $4.79. We hit Telegraph road in Oakland County & down through Wayne County. It went up to $4.89 & then started skipping around a bit, at one point it was $4.49 like a mile South of where it had been $4.89. Most prices ended in 9 & a few in 5 but between those 2 limits.
The station near our house was $4.49 but one week later it was $4.29. My mom mentioned that she’d seen it as low as $4.09 recently but I haven’t.
Another price change is that certain “Dollar Stores” have now raised their prices to $1.25 per item…a first ever in my probably 2 decades of shopping in them…
In our family situation the weekend was busy with a bridal shower for our future daughter-in-law, music ministry, baptisms (again) for the engaged couple, & street ministry for 3 of our 4 kids. Josiah’s wedding is in less than 2 weeks…
My husband ended up separating from his recently acquired trucking job. He got a pretty severe case of sunstroke on his 3rd day in the field & discovered that some of the technology being used to track the fuel acquisition & delivery was faulty. He has an over-the-road job that begins right after J’s wedding, though is continuing to look for local options so that he might be home nightly. The OTR is good training on both enclosed trailers & flat beds so he is willing to work there for 6 months to a year, if need be. He’s hoping for a low to no touch option & driving an “A” truck. We’d appreciate prayer!
Our granddaughter is precious & mostly asleep whenever we’ve spent time with her as her days & nights are mixed up. Our son went back to work last week & he & his wife seem to be adjusting quite well to parenting. Our middle son just came down with “covid” after being exposed by his roommates, 2 of whom were sick for a couple days but needed about a week before getting a negative test. Son can’t probably go to work this entire week now due to policies…I shared our Q-Tree protocols with him so hopefully those OTC meds & supplements can assist him in getting well quickly.
Our dog killed a baby skunk while we were Up North & still smells of it a bit. Our daughter has remarked a couple times how she thinks Jules is thicker around the middle recently. We’re wondering if she might have gotten knocked up while being out in the unfenced yard Up North. Anyone know how long dog pregnancy gestation is? I don’t remember for our first dog as a couple had puppies back in 1994…
Hope things are well with All Q-Treepers. It’s hard to keep up with all the reading & interaction here when there are so many things to handle in real life. God Bless ❤
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Hi, Val! Sorry about hubby’s job situation and I hope your son recovers quickly. Dog pregnancies last around 63 days or so. Might I ask why you haven’t had her neutered? No offense intended, of course, but I am a VERY strong advocate for that. There are far too many dogs on the planet already who need homes. JMO, of course.
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Well we really wanted to have at least one set of puppies by her. She’s the best dog either of us have ever had & each of our Four kids has already claimed any future puppies, plus we’d probably keep at least one so these would likely just make for some very happy homes 🙂
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I spent some time watching all the fledglings trying to eat the jelly early this morning – and there are a BUNCH of them! It is so funny! Saw a hummer hitting the honeysuckle flowers, and one of the fledglings rummaging around in them sucking up the nectar. Laundry day here….gonna be a hot one already 72 and very humid.
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hey I’m doing laundry too…every monday and thursday…got my third one in the dryer
I bet the little ones are so cute to watch!!!
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They are soooo much fun! And so funny! This is the first time I’ve done laundry in about 2 months now? I go until I have NOTHING else to wear and, reluctantly, spend one whole day git’n ‘er done, then I don’t have to think about it again for another 2 months! LOL – have I said lately how much I hate house work??? But, hey, I finally took my mattress cover off to wash it – that should earn me a BIG gold star!!!!
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Made in China of course – label says not to wash in a washing machine – yeah, right – I’ll use the gentle cycle with Woolite.
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And, since they all come from China, who we know could GAS less about “climate change,” not to mention pollution in the soil, WTH do they fricking expect????
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exactly…put these things up…$$ for shyna…poison for our soil = future dependence on shyna…
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“He should have sent the men in dresses….”

“Fuck gun control and fuck you for voting for it!”

What’s wrong with this picture?

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i liked the optical illusion!!
what kind of bird is THAT??? it’s gorgeous!!
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IDK but it is beautiful! EDIT: I’ve searched 4 different sites and can’t find it.
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it’s spectacular!
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“Do you have Pride, America?”

“Monday in San Francisco” [Don’t ask me – I haven’t a clue!]

“Don’t worry – the Big Gay NFL will be there!”

“Who ya’ gonna call?”

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i wonder what those military people will be wearing when they go to war…or do the “girls” get to sit it out, hence the dresses?
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They’ll be wearing regular uniforms but will probably turn tail and run once the bullets start flying! This is just soooo wrong on ALL levels!
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can they run in heels?
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LOL
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IF i smoked hopium–which i do not–I would guess that our military is using the ultimate fake out. they present the fairy like creatures as the military, to lull the enemy into a false sense of security…only to find squadron after squadron of THESE guys…
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Wouldn’t that be great??? We’ll find out eventually, one way or the other.
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“The Trump campaign has confirmed to Hannity.com that Mr. Trump did indeed send his plane to make two trips from North Carolina to Miami, Florida to transport over 200 Gulf War Marines back home. No further details were provided.”
So, no, his planes didn’t pick them up in SA and he had nothing to do with Tower Air. If possible, would you pass that on to whoever posted that meme, Pat? We need to stop shit like this, IMO. It just makes us all look bad.
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i got it from tcth. can’t post there
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Ah, well, then IDC – let SD worry about it! LOL
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i deleted it
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Here, you mean? Ya’ know, it might be better to leave it up and add the debunking info – what do you think? You could just insert it with the comment “debunked – see below.”
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yeah here.
better it’s gone
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Suit yourself – shall I just delete my comment then?
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up to you…
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Ummmm…..how are you going to feel about that when it shows up at M’s and/or Wolfie’s? Just my smart-ass self wondering…..that’s all…..😉😉😉😉😊😊😊😋😋😋😘😘😘
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sigh.
I don’t fact check every meme i post and i don’t intend to.
if you see a problem with one, i will gladly delete it, but I am not going spend a lot of time debunking memes…there’s just too many of them.
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Okey-dokey
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lol…ok…I guess i would say it serves the other sites right for banning or snubbing the best damn fact checker i ever knew…
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Oh, my, thank you, my dear! Sometimes, it pays to be uber skeptical! LOL
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LOL
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Hmmm…..I didn’t stop to think what the late morning/afternoon sun would do to the cuke vines that I planted in the barrel – they were looking decidedly sad and wilted. So, I had this big, round metal watering tub with handles on each side that Marilyn gave me that just fits over the tomato cage the vines are inside and wrapped around. Looks funny as hell, I’ll tell you that, but it does the job! LOL – I’ll jimmy rig danged near anything! One of the cukes is getting close to picking size, too, with a bunch more started and many more flowers.
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good idea!
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If it gets too windy, next option is a white sheet to reflect the sun. That I can manage to tie down so the wind won’t blow it off.
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easy to take off when it rains tho right?
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Oh, yeah – the pan I can just lift right off – same with the sheet if I go that route.
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it rained late last night…and it’s finally raining again now…
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Finally! So glad – hope your pond gets refilled! Fantastic news!
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it will takes days of rain to refill it…it’s down a good 8-9 inches
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it stopped already…LOL
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Dang it! Still cloudy? Maybe more later? We’re looking at a long dry spell, allegedly, but they’re never right anyway.
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it is cloudy–but been that way all day…rains for a few minutes…then stops. a while later it repeats…
so waht do you do with the cukes? just slice and eat?
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Slice and eat with Ranch Dressing and make cukes & onions, with half/half, sugar, vinegar, salt and pepper. I may have to cut them in small pieces after I slice ’em, tho. Doesn’t matter – they still taste good…..at least, I hope they still taste good. I never know from one day to the next!
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did you ever try zucchini?
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Yuck! Can’t stand it! Mom loves it.
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I like it in zucchini bread…and there’s chocolate zucchini cake too…both good
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Nope – Mom makes zucchini bread, too – don’t like it either. I think she even makes zucchini jelly, for pete’s sake!!!
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hmmmm…never heard of that before
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Whoo, buddy! Hot mama! Dang – 91 degrees but I had to water plants in front…..at least it’s done. BTW, the water/jelly experiment? Nope! I thought they were eating it but I stood there and watched it for a couple of minutes – it’s all just leaking out! So, back to Hummer nectar for that one in front. Oh, and so far today, I have had only 3 smokes! Progress, my friends!
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GOOD FOR YOU on the smokes!!!!
I’m sure you’ll figure something out!!
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There are a LOT of things I can pay for if I’m not wasting $$$ on them, like my PD PPT.
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whoa…you lost me…PD PPT?
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Past Due Personal Property Tax – I’ve got about $500 but it is around $900 – asswipes won’t let me make partial payments. Now I can put the money I was spending on cigs every month towards that. And, with no more PPT in the future, that extra $ will be nice.
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The mattress cover didn’t clean up like I’d hoped so I just ordered a new one from WM for $28. Much better solution – this one is waterproof and bed bug proof and is the fitted sheet style, which is much easier to put on and take off. To get the other one off, I had to flip the mattress upside down and that’s not easy for someone as short as me! LOL
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G’Day all …
Sorry so late poppin’ in … will read Open in a bit Filly, I’m sure it’s great!
the interwebs are HOT! Sooo much news/rumors/speculation …
and my transiting planets are pulling me to the keyboard!! 😉 😉
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Hi, PR! Hope you have a good one!
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hey phoenix!

you be careful…those interwebs can be dangerous!
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Oh, how cute!!!
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that is so bloomin’ cute!
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Never Forget … Mondays will always remind me of our Warrior Wheatie!
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Along with the mattress cover, I ordered a package of 50 bright, colorful butterflies on 10″ stakes. I’m debating on putting them in the bare space in front of my front porch, where the Bleeding Heart was or maybe putting them underneath the willow tree – gotta do some more pruning for that to work. I can always move them if need be. I’ve been wanting to get some yard ornaments so this is a beginning. The whole bundle was less than $10 – how can I lose? LOL
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sounds like you got a deal!
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.” He said, “Aren’t you worried about mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.” And that’s how the fight started…
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ’Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes.’ So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s how the fight started…
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed,
“He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” And that’s how the fight started…
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife cried, “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
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An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?” The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night.”
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I did like the phone a friend one…LOL
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What did hubby have to say about the black bra one?
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he said smiling–if i want to see his reaction, i should put on my black bra…LOL
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Ah, he’s a smart one! Tee-hee!
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The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed either!” By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. “What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?” “I was in bed.” “What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?” “Getting a second opinion.”
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.” My loving wife of 5 years replied, “And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?” And that’s how the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.” I bought her a bathroom scale. And that’s how the fight started…
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A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying “THUMP”, and then swerve back onto the road.
(at this point some of you are probably wondering how the trucker could distinguish the lawyers from the humans. Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left!)
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, “Where are you going, Father?” “I’m going to the church 5 miles down the road,” replied the priest. “No problem, Father! I’ll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.” The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud “THUD”. Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn’t see anything, he turned to the priest and said, “I’m sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer.” “That’s okay”, replied the priest. “I got him with the door!”
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the scale had me on the ropes…but that last one? put it over the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahahahahahaha…
and you know what? at that EXACT point in the joke, I WAS wondering how he knew!!!!
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LOL – so was I!!!!
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I am almost finished with the fall craft order. my daughter texted me last week and said I should bring the fall stuff when we come down at the end of the month–a whole month ahead of schedule! she really caught me by surprise. but they always come up to visit at the beginning of Sept for hubby’s birthday so we agreed that she would take the Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff then…
I had most of everything for fall done, but she got more orders for things I only made enough of initially so I had to scramble…
Filly you should learn to make crafts–betcha you could sell a bunch!
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Booooring……sorry, Pat – sewing of any kind is simply not in my bailiwick. And there are already TONS of people around here who do that.
Dang! That’s certainly rude!!! She should have let you know as soon as she took new orders! Ah, kids!
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you don’t have to sew…you can paint!
I’ve seen people paint old rusted hand saws with pretty scenes…or glass jars (JELLY)…or ROCKS
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Finally! Laundry all done and put away! Phew! My ass is whooped!!!! I went ahead and replaced the bucket with a sheet on the cukes – it really did look stupid and only half of the leaves were shaded so now it is completely covered.
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okay…the none-of-my-business side of my brain just HAS TO ask…
do you have 60 pair of panties? or do you just go without?
LOL
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OK, I exaggerated a bit – I do a small load now and then because no, I don’t have 60 pair of underwear! LOL
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LOL
i was gonna say…you need a lot of drawers for all dem drawers…LOL
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But I’ve got enough t-shirts to last for 2 months at least – I’ve got enough Husker t’s alone for at least 1 month! And I think I have a bin full of them in my garage storage, too. I used to collect them.
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by the end of ultra maggot’s term…can we speed that along PLEASE????
https://www.theepochtimes.com/fauci-reveals-exactly-when-hes-leaving-the-federal-government_4604550.html?utm_source=partner&utm_campaign=BonginoReport
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EXCERPT: “Top doctors and scientists at the leading U.S. public health agencies are “frustrated, exasperated and alarmed” about the direction of the agencies they work for, according to the authors of a Substack post published last week. They’re also embarrassed — about “bad science.” And many are leaving.
“It’s like a horror movie I’m being forced to watch and I can’t close my eyes,” said one senior official with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA). “People are getting bad advice and we can’t say anything.” The comment was one of many culled from calls and text messages between officials and the article’s co-authors, Marty Makary M.D., M.P.H., and Tracy Beth Høeg M.D., Ph.D.
Makary and Høeg said the officials who spoke to them agreed to be quoted — but only anonymously, for fear of professional repercussions. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) are plagued with “low morale” and “high turnover,” officials told Makary and Høeg.
“At the NIH, doctors and scientists complain to us about low morale and lower staffing: The NIH’s Vaccine Research Center has had many of its senior scientists leave over the last year, including the director, deputy director and chief medical officer,” they wrote.
And it’s no better at the CDC, they said: “The CDC has experienced a similar exodus. ‘There’s been a large amount of turnover. Morale is low,’ one high-level official at the CDC told us. ‘Things have become so political, so what are we there for?’ Another CDC scientist told us: ‘I used to be proud to tell people I work at the CDC. Now I’m embarrassed.’”
Officials complained the heads of their agencies “are using weak or flawed data to make critically important public health decisions, that such decisions are being driven by what’s politically palatable to people in Washington or to the Biden administration and that they have a myopic focus on one virus instead of overall health.”
https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/scientists-nih-cdc-failure-science-covid/
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if they stood together, for honesty, they would stand a chance
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My back is screaming “RECLINER, RECLINER, RECLINER” so I must listen. I hate to leave so early on one of my opens but it is what it is. Love ya’ – have a great night!
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Good Night!
take care!!
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Good Night All!
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Hi everyone. Just popping in.
Wow really interesting Filly!
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Hi Kea! I hate that our timing is so off. I wondered when I first found out about it just what future problems might they be setting up messing around like that?
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Sorry. When its so nice out I’m outside instead of online. 🙂
But you bring up a good point does this cause issues?
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