Laughter…the BEST MEDICINE

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WOW! almost a year since i started this post…hoping for nothing but a quick smile or laugh to get us thru. been a long time…sigh…2 weeks to flatten the nonexistent curve…hope it’s over soon!!

I’ll continue to post the memes and cartoons here in this thread…

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  34. THANKSGIVING JOKES AND RIDDLES

    Q: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?

    A: On the Mooooo-flower.

    Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

    A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

    Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

    A: To get to the other side.

    Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?

    A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

    Q: What do comedians call Thanksgiving?

    A: Pranks-giving.

    Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?

    A: Fangs-giving.

    Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: The turKEY.

    Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

    A: Pilgrims!

    Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?

    A: Plymouth Rock.

    Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

    A: The outside!

    Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?

    A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

    Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

    A: The turkey trot!

    Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

    A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

    Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

    A: Wing! Wing!

    Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

    A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

    Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?

    A: Because they never learned good table manners!

    Q: What do you get it you cross a turkey with an octopus?

    A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

    MORE THANKSGIVING RIDDLES

    Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

    A: Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!

    Q: What does a Pilgrim call his friends?

    A: Pal-grims.

    Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: A har-vest.

    Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?

    A: Breakfast or lunch.

    Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

    A: The letter G.

    Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?

    A: The Butterball.

    Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, “God bless America”?

    A: The first time they heard America sneeze.

    https://thesimpleparent.com/30-thanksgiving-jokes-for-kids/

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