11 thoughts on “Going GREEN…”

  1. Q: Where can leprechauns always find gold on St. Patty’s Day?
    A: In the dictionary

    Q: What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
    A: A Potty Gold.

    Q: Who was the leprechauns favorite super hero?
    A: Green Lantern.

    Q: What did the leprechaun order to drink at the Chinese restaurant?
    A: Green tea.

    Q: Why are so many leprechauns florists?
    A: They have green thumbs!

    Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a pool?
    A: He gets wet

    Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
    A: To get to the pot of gold

    Q: Why do leprechauns wear shamrocks?
    A: Real rocks are too heavy!

    Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
    A: They’re always a little short.

    Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irish man to the pot of gold?
    A: He took a short cut.

    Q: Why do leprechauns hate marathons?
    A: They like to jig more than jog.

    Q: Why did the leprechaun go out the door?
    A: To sit on the paddy-o

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    1. Q: What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
      A: He was the short-order cook

      Q: What position did the leprechaun play on the baseball team?
      A: Shortstop

      Q: What do leprechauns yell when they first see an Irish shoreline?
      A: IreLand Ho!

      Q: What musical instrument do show-off leprechauns play on St. Patrick’s Day?
      A: Their brag-pipes.

      Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
      A: Short ribs.

      Q: What was the leprechaun’s favorite kind of music?
      A: Sham-rock and roll.

      Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect cans and plastic?
      A: Wee-cyclers.

      Q: What did the leprechaun call the happy man wearing green?
      A: A Jolly Green Giant.

      Q: What happened when the leprechaun fell into the river Shannon?
      A: He got wet.

      Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
      A: They’re very short-tempered.

      Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
      A: To stop himself from falling into the stew.

      Q: How did the leprechaun beat everyone else to the pot of gold?
      A: He took a shortcut.

      Q: Why do leprechauns make such good secretaries?
      A: They’re great at shorthand.

      Q: What type of bow can’t a leprechaun tie?
      A: A rainbow.

      Q: Why can’t leprechaun ever end a golf game?
      A: They refuse to leave the green.

      Q: How do leprechauns use to pay for soft drinks?
      A: Irish soda bread.

      Q: What should you say to a leprechauns running in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
      A: Irish you luck

      Q: Why was the leprechauns given a desk job when he became a policeman?
      A: He was too green to go out on patrol

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      1. Q: Why were all the leprechauns still complaining in April about it raining on St. Patrick’s Day?
        A: Because Irish stew.

        Q: Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of soup?
        A: He already had pot of gold

        Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to prison?
        A: A lepre-con

        Q: Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills over coins?
        A: Because they’re green!

        Q: What do leprechauns call fake diamonds?
        A: Sham-rocks

        Q: What is it called when leprechauns do the wrong dance move?
        A: A jig mistake

        Q: How can you spot a jealous leprechaun?
        A: He’s green with envy

        Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
        A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

        Q: Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow?
        A: To get to the other side.

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  5. Hi there! We are all missing you over at wolfies and hope everything is ok with you and hubby. Its not the same without you! Hugs!!

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    1. we are fine..thanks for checking…HOPE YOU ARE THE SAME!!!!
      I am social distancing…lol…at one time there were a lot of hair-on-fire commenters there at Wolf’s–too depressing for me. I need to maintain a positive attitude and it was getting really hard to do reading the doom and gloom.
      I keep up to date on the latest info, but I put my faith in God, and I trust POTUS.
      I will keep posting memes –especially in the laughter thread–we need to smile!!!
      TAKE CARE!!!!

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      1. Oh, so good to hear!! I totally get it, sometimes its all too much. You are a wise woman! I’ve been cleaning up my flowerbeds and suddenly thought of the bears and then I thought of you and your bears! They are waking up! The fun begins! You take care as well!

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        1. if I see any, I will be posting pictures…
          we were out yesterday by the pond to see if any fish survived and we discovered these clear gelatinous balls attached to a branch that fell in the pond. seems they are frog eggs–so there’s gonna be a ton of tadpoles soon…lol.
          take care of yourself and stay safe and in touch!!!

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